Hillary's first night as President
Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President.
She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the
White House.
She has waited several years for this.
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly! The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary
says, 'How can I best serve my country? '
Washington says, 'Nev er tell a lie.'
'Ouch!' Says Hillary, 'I don't know about that.'
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?'
Jefferson says,
'Listen to the people.'
'Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.'
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says,
'How can I best serve my country?'
Lincoln says,
'Go to the theater.'
She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the
White House.
She has waited several years for this.
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly! The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary
says, 'How can I best serve my country? '
Washington says, 'Nev er tell a lie.'
'Ouch!' Says Hillary, 'I don't know about that.'
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?'
Jefferson says,
'Listen to the people.'
'Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.'
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says,
'How can I best serve my country?'
Lincoln says,
'Go to the theater.'
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HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
in January 2009
Hillary Clinton ! gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,
"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,
"Go to the theater."0 -
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you may be seeing the future. 0 -
Let's hope it doesn't get that far. 0 -
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Couple of clarifications: Bill will "accidentally" commit suicide while taking a shower...
And she will not sleep alone - Madeleine All(not so)Bright, or Janet Reno, probably....0 -
Yes, go there. PLEASE! 0 -
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quote:Let's hope it doesn't get that far.
Let's hope it does get that far.0 -
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Janet "Butch" Reno will be named Secretary of the Interior. 0 -
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fsfndr..... thats a good way for Bill to get frostbite. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by dakotashooter2
fsfndr..... thats a good way for Bill to get frostbite.
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