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Private part died today....

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An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Goldstein, 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Goldstein wa s walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

'Mr. Goldstein,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

But, Nurse Tracy,' replied Mr. Goldstein, 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.'

'Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You gotta love this !)

'Well, he replied, 'Today's the viewing.[8D]
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  • dan kelly
    oh man...[:D][:D][:D]
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  • spanielsells
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
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  • fishermanben
    And nurse, he would appreciate if you would help with the buriel.

    Ben
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  • jwb267
    [:D][}:)][;)]
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  • daveald
    [8D][8D][8D][:D][:D][:)]
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  • savage170
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • dolfan
    [xx(][xx(][:0][B)][:o)]
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  • CHEVELLE427
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • moonshine
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • p3skyking
    quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
    And nurse, he would appreciate if you would help with the buriel.

    Ben



    Shouldn't that have read "And nurse, he would appreciate you lending a hand with the buriel. [;)][:0][}:)]
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  • Plain ole bubba
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • bamafan
    [:0][:D][:D]
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  • yearofspider
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • Dakota308
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
    And nurse, he would appreciate if you would help with the buriel.

    Ben



    Shouldn't that have read "And nurse, he would appreciate you lending a hand with the buriel. [;)][:0][}:)]


    depends on where it being burried[:D][xx(]
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  • TooBig
    [}:)][8][:0][:p][:D]
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  • Johnnylikesguns
    [8D]
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  • p3skyking
    quote:Originally posted by Dakota308
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
    And nurse, he would appreciate if you would help with the buriel.

    Ben



    Shouldn't that have read "And nurse, he would appreciate you lending a hand with the buriel. [;)][:0][}:)]


    depends on where it being burried[:D][xx(]


    Most get buried deep in a hole. [:0][}:)]
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  • FEENIX
    L[^]L!
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  • Dakota308
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    quote:Originally posted by Dakota308
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
    And nurse, he would appreciate if you would help with the buriel.

    Ben



    Shouldn't that have read "And nurse, he would appreciate you lending a hand with the buriel. [;)][:0][}:)]


    depends on where it being burried[:D][xx(]


    Most get buried deep in a hole. [:0][}:)]


    id rather be burried in a moist wet cave[:D]
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