and then there was
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.
>
> Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
> He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
>
> God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
> through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
>
> Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
>
> "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it.
>
> I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
> balance."
>
> "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
>
> God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example,
> northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
> southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be
> a hot spot. Over here I've placed a continent of white people and over
> there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to
> different countries.
>
> "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very
> cold and covered in ice.
>
> The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land
> mass and said, " What's that one?"
>
> "Ah," said God. "That's Ohio , the most glorious place on earth. There
> are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people from
> Ohio are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going
> to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard
> working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world
> as diplomats and carriers of peace."
>
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about
> balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!"
>
> God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around
> them in West Virginia, Michigan, Indiana, Pennsylvania and Kentucky!
>
> Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
> He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
>
> God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
> through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
>
> Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
>
> "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it.
>
> I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
> balance."
>
> "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
>
> God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example,
> northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
> southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be
> a hot spot. Over here I've placed a continent of white people and over
> there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to
> different countries.
>
> "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very
> cold and covered in ice.
>
> The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land
> mass and said, " What's that one?"
>
> "Ah," said God. "That's Ohio , the most glorious place on earth. There
> are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people from
> Ohio are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going
> to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard
> working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world
> as diplomats and carriers of peace."
>
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about
> balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!"
>
> God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around
> them in West Virginia, Michigan, Indiana, Pennsylvania and Kentucky!
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Thats not so funny. [:(!][;)] 0 -
Anyone who has been to Ohio knows better.[;)][}:)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
Anyone who has been to Ohio knows better.[;)][}:)]
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compare north Michigan to ohio I don't think so neighbor.
Oh by the way I see plenty of cars with ohio plates on vacation here. How many people from Michigan go to ohio for vacation?
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quote:Originally posted by Johnnylikesguns
compare north Michigan to ohio I don't think so neighbor.
Oh by the way I see plenty of cars with ohio plates on vacation here. How many people from Michigan go to ohio for vacation?
Sorry just couldn't pass on this one.
You see thousands from MI. if you're from Sandusky. [:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
Anyone who has been to Ohio knows better.[;)][}:)]
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quote:Originally posted by He Dog
Anyone who has been to Ohio knows better.[;)][}:)]
Yup. They breed some butt ugly wimmins up there. Better go to Kentucky if you want a girl that is easy on the eyes.
Ohio gonna get a real good taste of what football is all about Monday.[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
Anyone who has been to Ohio knows better.[;)][}:)]
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I live in Ohio. And while I agree with what is said about our fair state, the folks I've met from all our neighboring states have, on balance, been top notch as well. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Johnnylikesguns
compare north Michigan to ohio I don't think so neighbor.
Oh by the way I see plenty of cars with ohio plates on vacation here. How many people from Michigan go to ohio for vacation?
Sorry just couldn't pass on this one.
They go to Michigan to remind themselves how good they have it.
I'm an Buckeye, but reside in Indiana now. Not much difference in the 2 states that I can see. Except Ohio's better.
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Do you know what a Buckeye is? A useless nut![;)] 0 -
Ohio is pretty anti-gun/anti-self defense aren't they? 0 -
If Ohio is so wonderful,.....why is half of the state moving here?[}:)][:0] 0
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