Letter from the wife
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX

PS Your girlfriend called.
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX

PS Your girlfriend called.
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At least the scooter and Suzuki Jr-50 were undamaged. 0 -
It's so tragic until you get to the punch line...
...then it's just funny.0 -
Arkansas plates. Could that be Bill and Hillary's house? 0 -
Man that would piss off the pope. 0 -
"Hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned."
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Arkansas plates? Doesn't Saxon drive a pick-up??? I'm just saying....[:D] 0 -
I see gunboxes over to the right. Better secure them. Joe 0
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