toilet paper prices............
More than $10 for a dozen big rolls of toilet paper! Time to steal the neighbors newspaper.
JM[8]
JM[8]
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It's just another way of the government controlling it's citizens and will eventually lead to the forming of a one world nation. 0 -
I used to try to poop on company time but now I'm retired.
JM[:)]0 -
There is nothing greater than getting paid to drop a duce. 0 -
start going to places that have rest rooms and take the extra rolls.
You will never run out[:)][:)]
Scott0 -
quote:Originally posted by bgjohn
More than $10 for a dozen big rolls of azzwipe! Time to steal the neighbors newspaper.
JM[8]
I know of an incident where a guy was fired for stealing a roll - carrying it from the plant in his lunch bucket. Union cried fowl. Plant position was; theft is theft. The rumor was he was already under suspicion for using his lunch bucket for more than his lunch.0 -
quote:Originally posted by bgjohn
More than $10 for a dozen big rolls of azzwipe! Time to steal the neighbors newspaper.
JM[8]
When i'm here by myself a doz. rolls lasted me a year.
With the fam here we go through a roll per day..[?]<shrug>0 -
quote:Originally posted by 0341USMC
start going to places that have rest rooms and take the extra rolls.
You will never run out[:)][:)]
Scott
You advocate theft?0 -
was that the only isle you went to?
everything has went through the roof, sugar went up, and at the same time they went from a 5 pound bag to a 4 pound bag, break fast cereal is almost 5 bucks a box for brand name with the box half full, bread, and is 2 bucks+ , fresh fruit, vegetables and steak is a luxury0 -
Steak? What is that?
JM[?]0 -
quote:Originally posted by bgjohn
More than $10 for a dozen big rolls of azzwipe! Time to steal the neighbors newspaper.
JM[8]
wow , that must be some roll.or just you got a big, big azz...[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by spryor
quote:Originally posted by bgjohn
More than $10 for a dozen big rolls of azzwipe! Time to steal the neighbors newspaper.
JM[8]
When i'm here by myself a doz. rolls lasted me a year.
With the fam here we go through a roll per day..[?]<shrug>
WOW.. thats 1 roll every 30 days......I'll assume you suffer from constipation........[;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by reloader44mag
quote:Originally posted by spryor
quote:Originally posted by bgjohn
More than $10 for a dozen big rolls of azzwipe! Time to steal the neighbors newspaper.
JM[8]
When i'm here by myself a doz. rolls lasted me a year.
With the fam here we go through a roll per day..[?]<shrug>
WOW.. thats 1 roll every 30 days......I'll assume you suffer from constipation........[;)]
I think he is taking Sheryl Crow's advice and only using ONE square.
*mental note: NEVER EVER shake spryor's hand*0 -
quote:Originally posted by bgjohn
Time to steal the neighbors newspaper.
You might not have to "steal" your neighbors newspaper.
He might "give" it to you.
Just tell him you are going to......"recycle" it. [:D]0 -
When I lived on my grandma's farm, we saved the corn cobs from when we shelled corn. They're surpisingly soft and you can use both sides. Maybe that's why I'm so grumpy? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
When I lived on my grandma's farm, we saved the corn cobs from when we shelled corn. They're surpisingly soft and you can use both sides. Maybe that's why I'm so grumpy?
Wasn't an old Sears catalog layin' around in there? That was back-up at gram and gramps.[;)]0 -
I always thought people were joking when they said they wiped with corn cobs. 0 -
brown one for the first wipe and then use a white one for the final wipe 0 -
I kinda wish people were joking in regards to corn cobs. That just doesn't sound pleasant at all. 0 -
Corn cobs are dandy, Cat.
Doug0 -
quote:Originally posted by mond
quote:Originally posted by bgjohn
More than $10 for a dozen big rolls of azzwipe! Time to steal the neighbors newspaper.
JM[8]
wow , that must be some roll.or just you got a big, big azz...[:D]
I must pamper my azz so I buy a little higher quality than you can steal from the local gas station.
JM[:I]0 -
be like Miss Crow and use one square.[:0] 0 -
It's not worth squatting for unless it can plug up the bowl or if your ass is on fire from eating too much Mexican food. 0 -
Buy the larger packages IE the 30 roll packs. Around here the 30 pack costs less than double the price of a 12 pack. 0 -
It amazes me how much attention a toilet paper thread gets. I love it. 0 -
10 bucks for 12 rolls?...1 or 2 ply?...works out to less than .84 cents a roll...if its two ply its a damn good deal.. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by BlackRoses
10 bucks for 12 rolls?...1 or 2 ply?...works out to less than .84 cents a roll...if its two ply its a damn good deal..
Two ply, the medium good stuff. I don't buy the cheaper small rolls. We'd be changing rolls twice a day. Some people around here don't do their share and leave you with an empty roll.[V] I hate when that happens. Waddling around with my pants down to get more is a [:D] BUMMER[:D].
JM[:I]0 -
Nothing, and I truely mean NOTHING, feels better than wiping your butt with a baby wipe or two after dropping a huge duce. 0 -
at sams club it is only 14 dollars for 36 charmin double rolls.... 0 -
Now lets see...add the gas onto that for some of us, plus membership prices etc and it just might be cheaper to buy it at walmart, kmart, publix, winndixie etc.. 0 -
Grandpa always said "corn cobs that off all the old, most of the new"! 0
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