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There's too much truth here for it to be funny.
The Dinner Roll ..
Once upon a time I was invited to the White
House for a private dinner with the President.
I am a respected businessman, with a factory
that produces memory chips for computers and portable electronics.
There was some talk that my industry was being
scrutinized by the administration, but I paid it no mind. I live in a
FREE country. There's nothing that the government can do to me if I've
broken no laws. My wealth was EARNED honestly, and an invitation to
dinner with an American President is an honor.
I checked my coat, was greeted by the Chief of
Staff, and joined the President in a yellow dining room.
We sat across from each other at a table draped
in white linen. The Great Seal was embossed on the china. Uniformed
staff served our dinner.
The meal was served, and I was startled when my
waiter suddenly reached out, plucked a dinner roll off my plate and
began nibbling it as he walked back to the kitchen..
"Sorry 'bout that," said the President. "Andrew
is very hungry."
"I don't appreciate..." I began, but as I looked
into the calm brown eyes across from me, I felt immediately guilty and
petty. It was just a dinner roll. "Of course," I concluded, and reached
for my glass.
Before I could, however, another waiter reached
forward, took the glass away and swallowed the wine in a single gulp.
"And his brother, Eric, is very thirsty," said the President.
I didn't say anything. The President is testing
my compassion, I thought. I withheld my comments and decided to play
along. I don't want to seem unkind..
My plate was whisked away before I had tasted a
bite.
"Eric's children are also quite hungry."
With a lurch, I crashed to the floor. My chair
had been pulled out from under me.
I stood, brushing myself off angrily, and
watched as it was carried from the room.
And their grandmother can't stand for long."
I excused myself, smiling outwardly, but inside
feeling like a fool. Obviously I had been invited to the White House to
be sport for some game. I reached for my coat, to find that it had been
taken.
I turned back to the President.
"Their grandfather doesn't like the cold."
I wanted to shout, "that was my coat!" But
again, I looked at the placid smiling face of my host and decided I was
being a poor sport. I spread my hands helplessly and chuckled.
Then I felt my hip pocket and realized my wallet
was gone. I excused myself and walked to a phone on an elegant side
table.
I learned shortly that my credit cards had been
maxed out, my bank accounts emptied, my retirement and equity portfolios
had vanished, and my wife had been thrown out of our home.
Apparently, the waiters and their families were
moving in. The President hadn't moved or spoken as I learned all this,
but finally I lowered the phone into its cradle and turned to face him.
"Andrew's whole family has made bad financial
decisions. They haven't planned for retirement and they need a house.
They recently defaulted on a subprime mortgage. I told them they could
have your home. They need it more than you do."
My hands were shaking. I felt faint I stumbled
back to the table and knelt on the floor.
The President cheerfully cut his meat, ate his
steak, and drank his wine. I lowered my eyes and stared at the small
grey circles on the tablecloth that were water drops.
"By the way," he added, "I have just signed an
Executive Order nationalizing your factories.
I'm firing you as head of your business. I'll
be operating the firm now for the benefit of all mankind.
There's a whole bunch of Erics and Andrews out
there and they can't come to you for jobs groveling like beggars...we
need to spread YOUR wealth around..."
I looked up. The President dropped his spoon
into the empty ramekin which had been his crame Brule.
He drained the last drops of his wine. As the
table was cleared, he lit a cigarette and leaned back in his chair.
He stared at me. I clung to the edge of the
table as if it were a ledge and I were a man hanging over an abyss.
I thought of the years behind me, of the life I
had lived. The life I had earned with a lifetime of work, risk and
struggle.
Why was I punished? How had I allowed it to be
taken? What game had I played and lost? I looked across the table and
noticed with some surprise that there was no game board between us.
What had I done wrong?
As if answering the unspoken thought, President
Obama suddenly cocked his head, locked his empty eyes to mine, and bared
a million teeth, chuckling wryly as he folded his hands.
"You should have stopped me at the dinner roll,"
he said.
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!0 -
Hry ,wake up. It`s time to put the turkey in the oven.There`s fresh snow on the ground and I`m going deer hunting. Be back when the birds done.Have a great turkey day. 0 -
just thought Id give everyone a little jolt to help make the rest of the night [}:)][}:)][:D][:D] 0 -
It's only 10 PM here. Call me at 2 AM.
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Midnight here.[:0]
Giants won!!!!0 -
No thanks, I'm retired, I'm going to bed! Goodnight! 0 -
midnight here also got 5 more hours to go before I get to go home
night old colts [:D]0 -
It's midnight 30 in Wisconsin and I just got home from work. My cat is demanding attention. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
It's midnight 30 in Wisconsin and I just got home from work. My cat is demanding attention.
well go play with your p, oh wait this might get poofed [}:)][}:)][:D][:D][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by tazzer
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
It's midnight 30 in Wisconsin and I just got home from work. My cat is demanding attention.
well go play with your p, oh wait this might get poofed [}:)][}:)][:D][:D][:D]
It might take em a while to poof one this time of night?0 -
never know when the poofers are lurking in the dark [:D][:D][:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
quote:Originally posted by tazzer
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
It's midnight 30 in Wisconsin and I just got home from work. My cat is demanding attention.
well go play with your p, oh wait this might get poofed [}:)][}:)][:D][:D][:D]
It might take em a while to poof one this time of night?
I don't know. ECC was on this time of the night last night.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
quote:Originally posted by tazzer
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
It's midnight 30 in Wisconsin and I just got home from work. My cat is demanding attention.
well go play with your p, oh wait this might get poofed [}:)][}:)][:D][:D][:D]
It might take em a while to poof one this time of night?
I don't know. ECC was on this time of the night last night.
That can't be good.
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post some hot looking women, they'll wake up! [:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zebra
post some hot looking women, they'll wake up! [:D]
Good idea...hows this?0 -
That's better! Gotta love a little toe [:D][:D] 0 -
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quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
hey I think I dated her down on the farm [}:)][:D][:D]0 -
she married a Brady............ 0 -
NSFW
[}:)][:D]
http://www.funrestarea.com/pages/camel_toe.shtml0 -
Here's my honey!![:p] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
Here's my honey!![:p]
dang Hunter you know I cant get home for another 4hrs and you go posting pic like that yum yum0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zebra
she married a Brady............
Evidently not one of the gay ones.[:D]
Tazzer the next one might be even better.
Figured I'd start off easy.lol0 -
First this one, I missed her earlier. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
quote:Originally posted by Zebra
she married a Brady............
Evidently not one of the gay ones.[:D]
Tazzer the next one might be even better.
Figured I'd start off easy.lol
well see [}:)][:p]0 -
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quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
She's HOT[:D]0 -
that last one was nice but im still stuck on this one [:D]
quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
Here's my honey!![:p]0 -
quote:Originally posted by tazzer
that last one was nice but im still stuck on this one [:D]
quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
Here's my honey!![:p]
I'd lick the lint out of her belly button [:p]0
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