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CAKE OR BED

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO

FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.

I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS.
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS....................................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO...
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!
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  • Forkliftking
    Good one.[:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • neacpa
    I like that one[:D][:D]
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  • yearofspider
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • He Dog
    An oldie with a ring of justice about it.
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  • dan kelly
    yep!![:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • jimdeere
    I have to fix all that stuff and I don't get a cake or the other part!
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  • 375H&H
    Now dat ders funny , I don't care who ya r
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  • savage170
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • phideaux4886
    I heard that one as a Boudreaux joke about twenty years ago and it was Thibodeaux that got laid.

    A Louisiana Wildlife agent was down at the docks one day when he noticed ol Boudreaux coming in with a boat full of fish.
    As Boudreaux came up to the launch the owner of the bait shop came out an told the agent that Boudreaux had had the same luck for the past three days and the Agent thought to himself the he had to get in on some of Boudreaux's action.
    As Boudreaux was unloading his bought the agent went up to him and asked if he could go with Boudreaux the next day, since he did not have to work and Boudreaux agreed.
    The next morning they met at the launch and headed out to fish.
    When they got to a nice spot Boudreaux shut off the motor and opened up his tackle box as the agent did the same.
    While the agent was rigging up his pole, Boudreaux reached in his box, grabbed a stick of dynamite, lit it off his cigar and tossed it into the water.
    The dynamite exploded under water and Boudreaux grabbed his net and started scooping up the numbed fish as the agent stared with a shocked look on his face.
    Once the agent was able to gather his composure and speak, hit lit into ol Boudreaux.
    "Are you out of your mind? That is against the law! I should run you into jail for what you just did!" The agent shouted.
    Boudreaux did not even flinch, he just calmly reached down into his tackle box, grabbed another stick of dynamite, lit it with his cigar, tossed it onto the agents lap and asked, "Is you arresting, or is you fishin?"
    DSM
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  • mond
    a harrrrrrr...thats why the kids look duffrent [:D]
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