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i watched this 3 times and i still laughed
http://www.wimp.com./doorprank/0 -
political rhapsody
http://madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=3169
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BECAUSE OF THE RECENT TERRORIST ACTIVITY,
IT IS PRUDENT FOR SECURITY REASONS
TO HAVE A MUSLIM NAME.
SO...........FROM NOW ON,
PLEASE CALL ME BY MY NEW MUSLIM NAME:
SELDOM BIN LAYED
Larry0 -
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a preacher, if they could discuss his use of the family car. His father took him into his study and said: "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and then we'll talk about it."
After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the father's study where the father said: "Son, I've been very proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied the Bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut."
The young man waited a moment and then replied:" You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
The preacher said: "Yes, and they walked everywhere they went."
Love them Beavers
SUPPORT THE I.N.S. , THE COUNTRY THEY SAVE COULD BE YOUR OWN0 -
Passive aggresiveness! i just found this site, its all these passive aggressive notes people leave for each other. Some have bad language, so beware. http://passiveaggressivenotes.wordpress.com/page/11/ 0 -
I had dinner with my brother-in-law's dad the other night. He's a local judge up in n'western NJ.
That evening he'd been in court and a farmer was before him, brought up on a .08 DUI charge. .08 is the cut-off, and the farmer's contention was that he wasn't really impaired, wasn't drunk. The farmer was a massive fellow, just huge, and his point was that he was such a big guy he wasn't intoxicated by how little he'd had to drink.
"Well," the judge asked, "how much did you have to drink?"
"Two drinks," the farmer replied. (And my brother-in-law's dad told me that this is the 100% standard answer. EVERYBODY has only had two drinks. Somebody could be found passed out in the middle of the freeway, 30 beer cans scattered around him, and a blood test would show that he should probably be dead from alcohol poisoning, and in court he'll say, "Two drinks.")
"And how big were each of these drinks?" the judge asked.
The farmer holds up a hand as big as a peach basket and says, "Four fingers. Neat."
Six months without a license, $500 fine, and mandatory alcohol classes.0 -
Liberals are like slinkies. Not much good for anything, but it still makes you smile when you push one down the stairs. 0 -
I'm sorry but I'm still laughin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN5YbfFszlI
About 21 seconds in. (in case you can't stand the music)
Allen0 -
do them 2 bi7c4es need educating...im free !! [^] 0 -
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