late night joke 2
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blond at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blond looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blond replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blond placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blond was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."
The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money...
The blond looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blond replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blond placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blond was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."
The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money...
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