quick hunting joke

hdwrench

January 30, 2008 04:47

bill travels out of state for a hunt .he doesn't see any game the first day so he go into town to hire a guide .after asking around he hires an indian tracker to aid his hunt .

first morning out he follows the guide . the guide stops and puts his ear to the ground -

guide says - buffalo come .....

bill answers - man how do you know ?

guide answers - ear sticky

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  Azhunter

  January 30, 2008 05:06

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  jwb267

  January 30, 2008 05:27

  bob goes duck huntting and gets stoped by the dnr. the officer asks bob if he had any luck ,bob answers yes.the dnr officer says can i see them. so bob pulls a duck out and hands it to the officer. the officer looks at the duck and sticks his finger up the ducks butt, and says this a WV,duck do you have a license, bob says yes.the officer says got any more, bob hands him another. the officer puts his finger up the ducks butt and says this a MD. duck, got a license, bob replies yes. the officer says, well any more . bob pulls out the final duck and hands it over. the officer puts his finger up the ducks butt and says, this is a PA. duck, you got a license bob replies YES. the officer says just where the heck are you from boy! bob drops his pants and says, your so damn smart why dont you tell me

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