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jimdeere
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'

'Eight', the boy replied.

The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'

The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."

"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.

"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
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  • jimdeere

    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons
    and proceeded to the checkout counter.

    The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

    "Eight," the boy replied.

    The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

    The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him.
    He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would
    be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one.
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  • jimdeere
    Little boy went to the store to get his mom some tampons. The store clerk asked him what he was looking for. "Tampons" replied the little boy. "What size?" asked the clerk. "What do you mean, what size? I don't understand." said the little boy. "Well" replied the clerk "what kind of flow does she have?" The little boy thought for a while and replied:








    "I think it's lineoleum."
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  • tomahawk
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • BikerBob
    Then the little boy grew up, got married and refused to buy them anymore!
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  • fastcarsgofast
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    [:D][:D]
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  • minitruck83
    quote:Originally posted by BikerBob
    Then the little boy grew up, got married and refused to buy them anymore!


    And set out on the poach and drank homebrew for 7 days! [:D]


    Allen
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  • CHEVELLE427
    WERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?[:D]
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  • dan kelly
    [:D][:D][:D]hahahahhehehehehahahahaha
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  • 180A
    quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
    Little boy went to the store to get his mom some tampons. The store clerk asked him what he was looking for. "Tampons" replied the little boy. "What size?" asked the clerk. "What do you mean, what size? I don't understand." said the little boy. "Well" replied the clerk "what kind of flow does she have?" The little boy thought for a while and replied:








    "I think it's lineoleum."


    [:D][:D]
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  • haroldchrismeyer
    They aren't the best thing in the world, but they are right there next to it while in use.
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  • jwb267
    cute[:)]
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