5 passengers, 4 parachutes
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5 Passengers, 4 Parachutes
An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board,
but only 4 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player. The Lakers need me and I can't afford to die" . So he took the
1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a
former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president, and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's people don't want me to die. She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am a US Senator, the
Democratic Party needs me and my liver still has some good years left". So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to
the 5th passenger, a 10 year old school girl. "I am old and frail and don't have many years left,
and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. there's a parachute left for you.
America's smartest woman took my school bag.
5 Passengers, 4 Parachutes
An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board,
but only 4 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player. The Lakers need me and I can't afford to die" . So he took the
1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a
former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president, and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's people don't want me to die. She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am a US Senator, the
Democratic Party needs me and my liver still has some good years left". So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to
the 5th passenger, a 10 year old school girl. "I am old and frail and don't have many years left,
and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. there's a parachute left for you.
America's smartest woman took my school bag.
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one can only hope that joke will come true is suppose[}:)] 0 -
It'd be better if all but the little girl died horribly and were all confirmed dead. 0 -
[:D][:D] 0 -
I'm hurting, Come on, some kind of warning Please!!! 0 -
GREAT ONE !!
can't wait till my wife wakes up to tell her [:D] [:D]0 -
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] 0 -
fear is the laugh,
and laughter the key,0
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