Who is Hairy?
My mother says its because I have indian blood, but I have very little body hair. It took me 10 years to grow a passable mustache. I shave about twice a week. Funny, though, my dad had to shave twice a day and always had a stubble. I'll be 54 soon, and have a head full of mostly brown hair, no balding. Just no hair much anywhere else.
Some of you may wish you were Hairy, but I'm glad that I'm not.[:o)]
Some of you may wish you were Hairy, but I'm glad that I'm not.[:o)]
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I had a full beard in the 11th grade. No chest hair and very little arm and leg hair, but I can grow a beard in a week. 0 -
Nope. I've got fair skin, blue eyes and shave about twice a week.
My younger brother is a Sasquatch, though. He got all of Pop's Hair Genes.0 -
When I am at the beach, little children point.....In the 70's It was cool to be hairy [:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by William81
When I am at the beach, little children point.....In the 70's It was cool to be hairy [:D]
Do they laugh too? [:D]0 -
Covered in hair. Except for on my head. I look like a 5 foot tall blond Bigfoot with a receding hair line. 0 -
No they usually looked shocked and run to their mommas....[8D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
Nope. I've got fair skin, blue eyes and shave about twice a week.
My younger brother is a Sasquatch, though. He got all of Pop's Hair Genes.
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Full head of hair (some brown, some gray) mustache, and some on my chin, both mostly gray.
Can't grow a beard, never shaved in my life.0 -
Lots of hair....very little on top of head....it seems to grow out of every other hole in my head though.....Yes little children at the beach laugh and point.....they are mostly mine....I get the "gosh Dad take your sweater off on the beach" comment from my kids at which time I throw them into a wave.....it is getting a lot harder as they are 17..19..and...21. Beards and the like are pretty easy to grow and have been since I was 18. 0 -
Full head of hair that has to be thinned every time I have it cut. I only need to shave once a week to a week and a half. Otherwise not much hair elsewhere. I agree its porbably due to having some indian blood, as I also have some. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by sav99
Covered in hair. Except for on my head. I look like a 5 foot tall blond Bigfoot with a receding hair line.
[:D][:D][:D]You ugly SOB...[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by ECC
quote:Originally posted by sav99
Covered in hair. Except for on my head. I look like a 5 foot tall blond Bigfoot with a receding hair line.
[:D][:D][:D]You ugly SOB...[:D]
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well hes the pain in the ohh wait thats not what your anting to know [B)][}:)][:D][B)][:D]
I started shaving in when i was 14 if that tells ya anything and wife has said she is going to shave me all over on night when Im allsleep damn its hard sleeping with one eye open. [:0][:D][:D][:D]0 -
If I remember correctly the last time I shaved I cut myself, (1972)
[8D]barto[8D]0 -
Haven't used any kind of shaving cream or lotion in over 15 years. Just don't need it. A 5 pack of razors lasts well over a year. 0 -
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Hairy is an above average intelligence Flordia Jew that supports Arab causes.
Really a screwed up world ain't it? [;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
Hairy is an above average intelligence Flordia Jew that supports Arab causes.
Really a screwed up world ain't it? [;)]
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I still have a full head of hair and it is still the same light brown that it always was, hardly a grey hair to be found. I need to shave every morning and I keep an electric razor handy in my office for a quick touch up before a late afternoon meeting. 0 -
Still have 90% of the hair on my head,......receding at the temples.
Hairy chest, legs, arms, but thank God not much on the back.
I have to thin my moustache, and goatee twice a week, and need to shave twice a day to pass the credit card test!
Guess that makes me hairy.[:0]0 -
Never had much body hair - plenty on head and beard, though.
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Resurected after Saxon's pony tail post. Flame on. 0 -
She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of break
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling
Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair
Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!
Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short
Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself
They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair0 -
quote:Originally posted by tobefree
don't look so grumpy todefree0 -
just on my head. the rest is'nt that bad[:D][:D][:D] 0 -
He's that guy that was gone for over a year and came back on Easter...oh, nevermind [;)] 0 -
I started shaving daily when I was 13. Grew a full beard when I was 16. Shaved it off every Easter, grew it back during hunting season. Haven't shaved now for 10 years, cut my ponytail off every 2 years. Whole body is covered in Hair. My daughter doesn't trust a man that doesn't have facial hair. 0 -
since everyone else is sharing, my body hair is quite unremarkable. I do shave my entire head and most of my face atleast once a week. I try for twice a week but I really dont like shaving. I say most of my face because I wear either a goatee or a foo-man-choo, which ever I feel like that week. 0 -
Need I say more. They say I'm eye candy for the girls! [:D][:D] 0
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