Einstein's Birthday...
August 19 was Einstein's birthday. He would have been 128.
Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
Oh, be quiet - I didn't write this, I just received it and sent it on to you.
Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
Oh, be quiet - I didn't write this, I just received it and sent it on to you.
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I got an e-mail on this,Hilarious[:D]! 0 -
Anyone that has read any books about his life would know that he was a ladies man. Hey, give him a break! He did a lot of good for the world & the U.S.
Just think of the amount of Jap products we would have here if we didn't nuke them!0 -
[:D][:D]that one is worth a couple of smileys ecc 0 -
Best laugh of the day. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] 0 -
That's very titillating! [^] 0
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