A Marine sniper's story.

sarge_3ad

January 08, 2008 08:54

A USMC sniper was real good at his job. This sniper had a method. He would yell out some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, Bang! One less insurgent! After every mission the company commander would ask "How many insurgents have you shot today?"

However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed, he reported "Five killed and I let one go." "Let one go?" roared the company commander. "What do you mean, you let one go?"

"Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big insurgent stood up and yelled 'Hillary is a Bitch!' I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!"

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  stevenrayspeck

  January 08, 2008 10:55

  OMG!!!.....[:D][:D][:D]

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  dan kelly

  January 08, 2008 11:18

  [:D],yeah, thats a good one sarge!

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  wwg55

  January 08, 2008 11:20

  I salute you

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  mp5shooter

  January 08, 2008 11:47

  [:D][:D][:D]

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  savage170

  January 08, 2008 13:42

  [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

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  FEENIX

  January 08, 2008 13:47

  G[:D][:D]D [^]NE! Thanks for sharing.

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