Thought for the Day!
Never hold your farts in.[xx(]
They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get crappy ideas from. [}:)]
How you doin'!
They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get crappy ideas from. [}:)]
How you doin'!
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A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States .
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me
housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in America and giving me free education
and medical care!'
The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
Shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America, my
wonderful housing and food stamps!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not
American!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
She says, 'No, I am from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
The lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work.'0 -
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? 0 -
Always listen to experts. They're tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. -Robert Heinlen 0 -
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? 0 -
Everyone has a photographic memory. But some folks don't have film. 0 -
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 0 -
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')0
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