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Idahobound
New DVD is out today. I'm gonna go watch it now with Tang and Vodka [:D]. I wonder if the ne Checkoff will sound as funny as the orignal?
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  • Idahobound
    The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Air Force General.


    As they talked the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in America ." The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help."

    The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims.

    My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on Star Trek."

    The General laughed, leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."
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  • Idahobound
    I went out for my birthday, solo to night, the wife did not want to go, so I went out to see the new star trek, loved the movie. Having grew up watch star trek, I could follow the movie. Loved it
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  • Idahobound
    This is really, really bad....


    The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished
    giving a speech and walked out into the lobby and
    met with President Bush.

    They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, 'You know I have
    just one question about what I have seen in America.' President Bush
    said, 'Well, anything I can do to help you, I will.' The Iranian
    whispered 'My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is
    Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is Black and
    Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't
    understand why there aren't any Iranians, Syrians or Iraqis on Star
    Trek.' President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador,
    and whispered back, 'It's because it takes place in the future.'
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  • dan kelly
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]..most smileys i`ve ever given!
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  • Blackguns
    [:D][:D][:D] That is great!!
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  • LOKO383
    [;)][:D][:D][:D]..we can dream can't we...Loko
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  • CS8161
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • Gregor62
    Choked on that one![:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • FrancF
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    Spews beer on key board[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • daveald
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • KSUmarksman
    Hikaru Sulu is JAPANESE...stupid ignorant raghead!!!
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  • Permanently deleted user
    [:D]
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