Signs we would like to see
In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."
On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."
On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a Beauty Shop, "Dye now!"
On the side of a garbage truck, "We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
In a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."
In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."
On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."
On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a Beauty Shop, "Dye now!"
On the side of a garbage truck, "We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
In a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."
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theres some good ones there im going to remember.[:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by kissgoodnight
In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
They're all good. This is the only one I've actually seen.0 -
Published slogans of local businesses:
Butcher shop/deli:
"You can lick our chops, but you can't beat our meat."
Auto muffler shop:
"No muff too tough."0 -
quote:Originally posted by MrOrange
Published slogans of local businesses:
Butcher shop/deli:
"You can lick our chops, but you can't beat our meat."
Auto muffler shop:
"No muff too tough."
Piggly-Wiggly in Clinton, SC used to have part of that in big 4 foot letters over their meat counter, "YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR MEAT". I wish I had a picture of that.0 -
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
I may just make this one up, for the lady that runs my favorite breakfast joint..[:D]0 -
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Handy man van - "we'll repair what your husband fixed" 0 -
Friend of mine travels hte country doing renniassance fairs, she has a sign "unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy" 0
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