Listen, you jugheads!
You're all a bunch of whining weenies!
"I can't post insults or call people names!" Waaaaaaa! Bwaaaaa! (Sound of stomping feet)
"All the good people have left!" Boooo hooo hooo! (Sound of nose blowing)
"The moderators suck! I mean one moderator sucks!" Mwaaaaaaaaa! "I want my mommy!"
"The forum is boring!" (Sound of uncontrollable sobbing) "It's not like it used to be!"
Well, the Lord God wants you all to build a bridge and GET OVER IT! He also wants everyone to carry a 9mm pistol because clearly it's superior to that worn-out old 45 ACP. The M16 replaced the M14 because it's better in every way. Of course the .30 M1 Carbine is the best rifle for deer hunting and the internal lock on new Smith & Wessons is the best idea since the warning message on Rugers. Ford rules and Chevy sucks (although not as badly as that one moderator).
Ron Paul sucks. McCain sucks. Romney sucks (although none suck as badly as that one moderator). Hillary is America's only hope (plus she's the one candidate who doesn't suck [;)]). Demanding $150 to ship a pistol is realistic. When choosing between a Springfield Armory and a Colt buy the RIA. Anyone who owns a Jennings is gay. Anyone who owns a Kahr is gay. That one moderator is gay.
Maybe the Muslims have the right idea. That one moderator is Muslim. God hates that one moderator. There is no God. God thinks that Ron Paul sucks. Hey, a new member just joined. Let's email him and tell him how badly that one moderator sucks so he will send insulting messages to the lousy SOB telling him he sucks, the forum sucks, the forum doesn't deserve his presence and he's leaving after 10 self-serving posts.
Dano is really a cab driver in Seattle. He just makes up all that action and adventure stuff. Dano is gay. Dano thinks Ron Paul sucks. Mateomasfeo is secretly Dano's boyfriend.
Wait, that's just not right. Forget that one. Just go back to how badly that one moderator sucks.
Hairy was the only guy around here who made sense. Mark Christian was faking it. He actually owns the cab company in Seattle where Dano works. He also thinks Ron Paul is America's only dweeb... I mean hope. Illegal immigrants are good for America and anyone complaining about them should shut-up. That one moderator is an illegal immigrant.
Dcon12 and Dongizmo are conjoined twins. They have two bodies but unfortunately they share one brain between them. They both agree that one moderator sucks and that Brittany Spears never looked hotter than she does strapped to a restraining board on her way to the psych ward.
GRD would make a great mod. Hairy would make a great mod. The only person who wouldn't make a great mod is that one asshat who is already a mod.
The designated hitter rule rocks! Astroturf should be required in every football stadium. That one moderator is made of Astroturf. Bill Clinton was America's greatest president. We should change the Constitution and let him serve a 3rd term. Maybe Ron Paul will be his VP. Maybe Dano will be his VP.
There. Now all you sniveling whiners have something to talk about.
BTW- This message is copyrighted.
"I can't post insults or call people names!" Waaaaaaa! Bwaaaaa! (Sound of stomping feet)
"All the good people have left!" Boooo hooo hooo! (Sound of nose blowing)
"The moderators suck! I mean one moderator sucks!" Mwaaaaaaaaa! "I want my mommy!"
"The forum is boring!" (Sound of uncontrollable sobbing) "It's not like it used to be!"
Well, the Lord God wants you all to build a bridge and GET OVER IT! He also wants everyone to carry a 9mm pistol because clearly it's superior to that worn-out old 45 ACP. The M16 replaced the M14 because it's better in every way. Of course the .30 M1 Carbine is the best rifle for deer hunting and the internal lock on new Smith & Wessons is the best idea since the warning message on Rugers. Ford rules and Chevy sucks (although not as badly as that one moderator).
Ron Paul sucks. McCain sucks. Romney sucks (although none suck as badly as that one moderator). Hillary is America's only hope (plus she's the one candidate who doesn't suck [;)]). Demanding $150 to ship a pistol is realistic. When choosing between a Springfield Armory and a Colt buy the RIA. Anyone who owns a Jennings is gay. Anyone who owns a Kahr is gay. That one moderator is gay.
Maybe the Muslims have the right idea. That one moderator is Muslim. God hates that one moderator. There is no God. God thinks that Ron Paul sucks. Hey, a new member just joined. Let's email him and tell him how badly that one moderator sucks so he will send insulting messages to the lousy SOB telling him he sucks, the forum sucks, the forum doesn't deserve his presence and he's leaving after 10 self-serving posts.
Dano is really a cab driver in Seattle. He just makes up all that action and adventure stuff. Dano is gay. Dano thinks Ron Paul sucks. Mateomasfeo is secretly Dano's boyfriend.
Wait, that's just not right. Forget that one. Just go back to how badly that one moderator sucks.
Hairy was the only guy around here who made sense. Mark Christian was faking it. He actually owns the cab company in Seattle where Dano works. He also thinks Ron Paul is America's only dweeb... I mean hope. Illegal immigrants are good for America and anyone complaining about them should shut-up. That one moderator is an illegal immigrant.
Dcon12 and Dongizmo are conjoined twins. They have two bodies but unfortunately they share one brain between them. They both agree that one moderator sucks and that Brittany Spears never looked hotter than she does strapped to a restraining board on her way to the psych ward.
GRD would make a great mod. Hairy would make a great mod. The only person who wouldn't make a great mod is that one asshat who is already a mod.
The designated hitter rule rocks! Astroturf should be required in every football stadium. That one moderator is made of Astroturf. Bill Clinton was America's greatest president. We should change the Constitution and let him serve a 3rd term. Maybe Ron Paul will be his VP. Maybe Dano will be his VP.
There. Now all you sniveling whiners have something to talk about.
BTW- This message is copyrighted.
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You mean the internet wasn't developed just so we could post unsavory things anonymously?
What the Hell good is it, then?
Okay, besides midget porn, what the Hell good is it anyway?!0 -
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Now tell us how you really feel !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was the best read on here in months.0 -
Who peed in your cheerio's this morning??????????[;)][:D][:o)] 0 -
Yep Saxon, it hasn't been the same since Mark Christian forsake us.
"Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?"0 -
Now we're talking! 0 -
This isn't a give away? 0 -
great rant! 0 -
And I clicked on this thread thinking it was a giveaway.
I guess I was half right.
Oh and you forgot a dissertation on trucks painted bright yellow[:o)]0 -
We are all aware of this 0 -
Now let me get this straight...
Insults and name calling are allowd on this forum...
As long as they are directed toward yourself.
Geez! When will the rule changes ever stop?[;)][:D][:D][:D]0 -
All that from the biggest whiner of all........ 0 -
I think that was pretty funny.[:D] And that part about the one moderator being gay? It is true. I'm not allowed to tell which one.[:(] 0 -
Alright you guys. Who ta heck wound Saxon up this morning?? [:p] [:p] I like it. Good job! [:)] 0 -
Do you feel better now.[:D] 0 -
That showed extreme maturity. 0 -
which moderator are we talking about is he really saxonpig in drag, thats what I heard last night and every on the internet is true or it wouldn't be on the internet, but thats OK because i'm going to be leaving this forum anyway cause my uncle in zambia (wheres that?) just died and left me 31million dollars and all I gotta do is send the lawyer( thats the guy who told me about the moderator who is really SAXONPIG) $2000,00 which is in the mail as we speak. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by SaxonPig
That one moderator is gay.
Are you talking to me!?!?!?0 -
I believe everything I read on the internet, especially that about the one moderator. 0 -
We finally agree on everything, of course I will need to check with dongizmo to verify this. Don 0 -
Well done SP. I would have said it long ago. Then again you're far more even tempered than I am. 0 -
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just as i expected!!! [;)] 0 -
the steyr m40 is a better weapon than the 1911 or glock! 0 -
Have a couple brews things will look better. 0 -
SAXON for president....[:D]
Mateomasfeo can be his vice, and Dano his Attorney General![;)]
Trinity +++0 -
Oh one more thing... I don't believe that the Dons are conjoined twins. But Dano may very well be a cab driver, and not a Double Naught spy at all.[:p] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by sav99
Oh one more thing... I don't believe that the Dons are conjoined twins. But Dano may very well be a cab driver, and not a Double Naught spy at all.[:p]You mean as in the Robert DeNiro Taxi Driver (Travis Bickle) type [?] [:0] [:0]0 -
You want some cheese with that whine SP?[;)][:D]
You left out quite a few folks here...funny rant though.[:D]0
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