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  • Night Stalker
    What is this new "venture" that you speak of? Why on earth would a person wear tha MIL/LEO gear if they did not need to do so?
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  • DancesWithSheep
    I am so tactical I could just plotz. I have seven ballistic nylon leg holsters, each with a day of the week stitched into it. I have both pixelated and non-pixelated Kevlar underwear. I have a Peltor for each ear, and a voice mike that makes me sound just like Sam Elliot in those Coors commercials. I alternate between Danner "Go-Devils" and Rocky "King Cop" Vibrams, and my rappelling rope vest fasteners have wings for those heavy flow days. And of course a beret, with both muted and parade flashes for any mood or imagined hostage situation I may encounter on my way to work at Circuit City.
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  • reloader44mag
    LMAO[;)]
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by DancesWithSheep
    I am so tactical I could just plotz. I have seven ballistic nylon leg holsters, each with a day of the week stitched into it. I have both pixelated and non-pixelated Kevlar underwear. I have a Peltor for each ear, and a voice mike that makes me sound just like Sam Elliot in those Coors commercials. I alternate between Danner "Go-Devils" and Rocky "King Cop" Vibrams, and my rappelling rope vest fasteners have wings for those heavy flow days. And of course a beret, with both muted and parade flashes for any mood or imagined hostage situation I may encounter on my way to work at Circuit City.


    I knew you would reply and, somewhere in there, would be "heavy flow day". I'm suprised you couldn't fit "lip sync'n to Cher tunes" in there somewhere. You're slippin old man.
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  • DancesWithSheep
    quote:Originally posted by cubslover
    I'm suprised you couldn't fit "lip sync'n to Cher tunes" in there somewhere.

    Not when I'm tactical, you silly goose. I must maintain my stealthiness. I am so radical about my tacticalness. Even my Hyundai Sonata has an Eotech.
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  • Cubslover
    [:D]
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  • Kodiakk
    Personally if I was looking into what you are, I'd be looking into some bullet proof vests and get the one that would stop a RPG.
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  • Cubslover
    Where can I get one?
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  • Colt Super
    I have one for sale for only $12 - and it's guaranteed !! - if it doesn't work, double your money back !!

    Doug
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  • mrseatle
    no velcro[^]
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  • Permanently deleted user
    I like this companies gear.

    http://www.511tactical.com/
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by DancesWithSheep
    I am so tactical I could just plotz. I have seven ballistic nylon leg holsters, each with a day of the week stitched into it. I have both pixelated and non-pixelated Kevlar underwear. I have a Peltor for each ear, and a voice mike that makes me sound just like Sam Elliot in those Coors commercials. I alternate between Danner "Go-Devils" and Rocky "King Cop" Vibrams, and my rappelling rope vest fasteners have wings for those heavy flow days. And of course a beret, with both muted and parade flashes for any mood or imagined hostage situation I may encounter on my way to work at Circuit City.


    I love this guy.

    Thanks for the laugh "old man!" Spot on once again...
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  • David Nunn
    quote:If your gear ain't ALL BLACK.....it ain't tactical.....
    Really? Last I checked, our combat troops weren't dressed in black. Black is the color of mall ninjas and wannabe soldier cops. The term "tactical" has been so over-used that I shy away from any merchandise so labeled.
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  • catpealer111
    After a bad night at work, my BDUs turn a very pungent shade of black.
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