THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
" 2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
( you'll love this...)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
" 2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
( you'll love this...)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
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[:D][:D] I did'nt know Bama had hillbillies? [:D] 0 -
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[:D][:D][:D][:D]..they sound like queenslanders![:D] 0 -
...I didn't know they could count!
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quote:Originally posted by moose56
...I didn't know they could count!
Moose
can to 20[:0] when shoes r off0 -
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good one[:D][:D] 0 -
As long as it worked. 0 -
[:D][:D][:D][:D] i thought on hillbillies could make fun of other hillbillies 0 -
quote:Originally posted by CHEVELLE427
quote:Originally posted by moose56
...I didn't know they could count!
Moose
can to 20[:0] when shoes r off
Some can count to 21 too![:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by TRAP55
quote:Originally posted by CHEVELLE427
quote:Originally posted by moose56
...I didn't know they could count!
Moose
can to 20[:0] when shoes r off
Some can count to 21 too![:D]
THE REAL SMART ONES CAN GO UP TO 22[:)]0 -
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quote:Originally posted by CHEVELLE427
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
" 2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
( you'll love this...)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
Pretty funny joke, but I got a bigger laugh out of the above in red. I believe the correct wording is the "sharpest" tool in the shed since few sheds have "smart" tools.
Anyway, thanks for the chuckle.0 -
HEY...I used to live in Alabama and I represent that remark.... 0 -
quote:Originally posted by tr fox
quote:Originally posted by CHEVELLE427
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
" 2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
( you'll love this...)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
Pretty funny joke, but I got a bigger laugh out of the above in red. I believe the correct wording is the "sharpest" tool in the shed since few sheds have "smart" tools.
Anyway, thanks for the chuckle.
I LIKED THE PART WERE he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.0 -
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