Shave and a haircut
G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had
Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.
Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will
smell
that and think I've been in a whorhouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of
a whorhouse smells like."
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had
Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.
Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will
smell
that and think I've been in a whorhouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of
a whorhouse smells like."
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grd, i dont know where you get `em from, but they are good !![:D][:D] 0 -
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I'm SOOOOO offended!
Take it back!
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(Actually that was the funniest joke I've seen in months!)0 -
Good one GRD[:D][:D][:D] 0 -
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