Are You a Gun nut???
You Just Might Be a Gun Nut . . .
(? la Jeff Foxworthy)
If you ever seriously thought about dabbing a little Hoppe's #9 on your neck before going out on a date, you just might be a gun nut.
If you buy some checkering tools, checker all your gun stocks, and then start on the bedposts, you just might be a gun nut.
If you cannot recall how many firearms you own, you just might be a gun nut.
If you buy a gun at a shop only to find out you used to own it a couple of years ago, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever clean a gun that hasn't been shot in the week since you cleaned it last, you just might be a gun nut.
If you consider naming your unborn child Winchester or Remington, you justmight be a gun nut.
If you purchased two Glocks and two Sigs just to see which brand was better, you just might be a gun nut.
If your drive to work is filled with reverie about why Ed's Red actually works, you just might be a gun nut.
If you strip all the paint off our car and refinish it with cold blue, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever bought ammo in a caliber for which you have no gun, because you thought some day you MIGHT get a gun in that caliber, you just might be be a gun nut.
If your collection of American Rifleman back issues, Gun Digests and reloading manuals cost you a premium the last time you moved, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have more than one gun that "kills on both ends," you just might be a gun nut.
If you know the difference between a "clip" and a "magazine," you just might be a gun nut.
If you buy high capacity magazines for a gun you have not bought yet, you just might be a gun nut.
If you take your guns out of the safe each night and handle them, just so you can wipe them off before putting them away, you just might be a gun nut.
If your family asks what new gun junk you want for Christmas this year, you just might be a gun nut.
If you see TV footage of the war in Bosnia and wish you were there to pick up the brass, you just might be a gun nut.
If you drive 300 miles just to ogle (and fire) HK-MP5s (and Stens, Uzis, BMGs and whatever else shows up at Knob Creek), you just might be a gun nut.
If you keep a loaded gun hidden in every room in the house, including the bathroom, you just might be a gun nut.
If you consider it unpatriotic not to own at least one .45 and one .22, you just might be a gun nut.
If you own reloading dies for calibers that you do not shoot, you just might be a gun nut.
If you tape American Shooter so you can pause, reverse and fast forward to do a complete analysis of the show, you just might be a gun nut.
If you understand Smith & Wesson's model numbers, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever bought two brands of the same weight and type of bullet, just to see if one "shot better," you just might be a gun nut.
If you keep a collection of different cartridges at your place of work as a "conversation piece," you just might be a gun nut.
If you take your wife to a gun show for your 10th Anniversary and she is as excited to go as you are, you BOTH just might be gun nuts.
If you and your new father-in-law go to a gun show on your wedding day, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have life memberships in more than one shooting organization, you just might be a gun nut.
If you read that "Brady II" would outlaw possession of more than 1,000 rounds of ammunition and think, "I have more than that rolling around loose in the trunk of my car!" you just might be a gun nut.
If watching The Lion King gives you the itch for a .470 Nitro Express, you just might be a gun nut.
If you go to three different gun shows within a month, you just might be a gun nut.
If your guns are cleaner than your home, you just might be a gun nut.
If your mom gives you a new Springfield Armory .308 sniper rifle for Christmas, you just might be a gun nut.
If four local gun shops know you by name, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have your own BATF agent (mounted any suitable way), you just might be a gun nut.
If you identify the gun on the cover of Dillon's Blue Press before you notice the girl, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have more gunpowder stashed in your home than your local sporting goods store has on hand, you just might be a gun nut.
If all of your children are life members of the NRA, you just might be a gun nut.
If you make $30 per hour at work, but spend 30 minutes on your knees at the range looking for that last piece brass, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have Brownells on speed dial, you just might be a gun nut.
If the custom door lock pulls on your Jeep are .223 Rem cases and the gear shift knob is a .50 BMG, you just might be a gun nut.
If your girl friend thinks that aura of Hoppes #9 is your favorite after shave, you just might be a gun nut.
If you watch old WWII movies and can identify all the rifles and handguns, but can't remember who starred in the movie or what it was about, you just might be a gun nut.
If, when you hear or see the numbers 221 you automatically think "fireball," 257 you think "Roberts," 218 "Bee," 45-70 "government," etc., and can't stop, you just might be a gun nut.
If your pickup is subject to search at any given time because, in your state, empty cartridge cases rolling around the floor are considered probable cause, you just might be a gun nut.
If you get a flat tire and realize that you've got 400 pounds of shot, a Hefty bag each of wads and empty hulls, and enough primers to re-open the main shaft of the Lost Dutchman all sitting on top of your spare tire, you just might be a gun nut.
If you wonder what size rings you would need to mount the Hubble Space Telescope on a varmint rifle, you just might be a gun nut.
If .22LR cartridges frequently find their way into your wife's washing machine, you just might be a gun nut.
If your gun safe cost more than your dining room set, you just might be a gun nut.
If you know guys who are active military and you have more shooting experience than they do, you just might be a gun nut.
If you visit the shooting range more then twice a week, you just might be a gun nut.
If your wife demands that you have to sell a gun before you can buy another, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have ever had your local sporting goods store call your house and ask, "We are doing a stock order, did you need anything?" . . . you just might be a gun nut.
If the checkering pattern of your favorite 1911 is permanently impressed in your palm, you just might be a gun nut.
If your bridal registry is at the local gun shop, you just might be a gun nut.
If the largest gun store in your area calls you if they need something they can't get elsewhere, you just might be a gun nut.
If you bought 7 or more AK-47's just so you could have different ones from different countries (Bulgarian, Romanian, Russian, Yugoslavian, Egyptian, Chinese, etc.), you just might be a gun nut.
If you have framed targets hanging in your bathroom or hallway, with tight groups that you have shot, you just might be a gun nut.
(? la Jeff Foxworthy)
If you ever seriously thought about dabbing a little Hoppe's #9 on your neck before going out on a date, you just might be a gun nut.
If you buy some checkering tools, checker all your gun stocks, and then start on the bedposts, you just might be a gun nut.
If you cannot recall how many firearms you own, you just might be a gun nut.
If you buy a gun at a shop only to find out you used to own it a couple of years ago, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever clean a gun that hasn't been shot in the week since you cleaned it last, you just might be a gun nut.
If you consider naming your unborn child Winchester or Remington, you justmight be a gun nut.
If you purchased two Glocks and two Sigs just to see which brand was better, you just might be a gun nut.
If your drive to work is filled with reverie about why Ed's Red actually works, you just might be a gun nut.
If you strip all the paint off our car and refinish it with cold blue, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever bought ammo in a caliber for which you have no gun, because you thought some day you MIGHT get a gun in that caliber, you just might be be a gun nut.
If your collection of American Rifleman back issues, Gun Digests and reloading manuals cost you a premium the last time you moved, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have more than one gun that "kills on both ends," you just might be a gun nut.
If you know the difference between a "clip" and a "magazine," you just might be a gun nut.
If you buy high capacity magazines for a gun you have not bought yet, you just might be a gun nut.
If you take your guns out of the safe each night and handle them, just so you can wipe them off before putting them away, you just might be a gun nut.
If your family asks what new gun junk you want for Christmas this year, you just might be a gun nut.
If you see TV footage of the war in Bosnia and wish you were there to pick up the brass, you just might be a gun nut.
If you drive 300 miles just to ogle (and fire) HK-MP5s (and Stens, Uzis, BMGs and whatever else shows up at Knob Creek), you just might be a gun nut.
If you keep a loaded gun hidden in every room in the house, including the bathroom, you just might be a gun nut.
If you consider it unpatriotic not to own at least one .45 and one .22, you just might be a gun nut.
If you own reloading dies for calibers that you do not shoot, you just might be a gun nut.
If you tape American Shooter so you can pause, reverse and fast forward to do a complete analysis of the show, you just might be a gun nut.
If you understand Smith & Wesson's model numbers, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever bought two brands of the same weight and type of bullet, just to see if one "shot better," you just might be a gun nut.
If you keep a collection of different cartridges at your place of work as a "conversation piece," you just might be a gun nut.
If you take your wife to a gun show for your 10th Anniversary and she is as excited to go as you are, you BOTH just might be gun nuts.
If you and your new father-in-law go to a gun show on your wedding day, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have life memberships in more than one shooting organization, you just might be a gun nut.
If you read that "Brady II" would outlaw possession of more than 1,000 rounds of ammunition and think, "I have more than that rolling around loose in the trunk of my car!" you just might be a gun nut.
If watching The Lion King gives you the itch for a .470 Nitro Express, you just might be a gun nut.
If you go to three different gun shows within a month, you just might be a gun nut.
If your guns are cleaner than your home, you just might be a gun nut.
If your mom gives you a new Springfield Armory .308 sniper rifle for Christmas, you just might be a gun nut.
If four local gun shops know you by name, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have your own BATF agent (mounted any suitable way), you just might be a gun nut.
If you identify the gun on the cover of Dillon's Blue Press before you notice the girl, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have more gunpowder stashed in your home than your local sporting goods store has on hand, you just might be a gun nut.
If all of your children are life members of the NRA, you just might be a gun nut.
If you make $30 per hour at work, but spend 30 minutes on your knees at the range looking for that last piece brass, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have Brownells on speed dial, you just might be a gun nut.
If the custom door lock pulls on your Jeep are .223 Rem cases and the gear shift knob is a .50 BMG, you just might be a gun nut.
If your girl friend thinks that aura of Hoppes #9 is your favorite after shave, you just might be a gun nut.
If you watch old WWII movies and can identify all the rifles and handguns, but can't remember who starred in the movie or what it was about, you just might be a gun nut.
If, when you hear or see the numbers 221 you automatically think "fireball," 257 you think "Roberts," 218 "Bee," 45-70 "government," etc., and can't stop, you just might be a gun nut.
If your pickup is subject to search at any given time because, in your state, empty cartridge cases rolling around the floor are considered probable cause, you just might be a gun nut.
If you get a flat tire and realize that you've got 400 pounds of shot, a Hefty bag each of wads and empty hulls, and enough primers to re-open the main shaft of the Lost Dutchman all sitting on top of your spare tire, you just might be a gun nut.
If you wonder what size rings you would need to mount the Hubble Space Telescope on a varmint rifle, you just might be a gun nut.
If .22LR cartridges frequently find their way into your wife's washing machine, you just might be a gun nut.
If your gun safe cost more than your dining room set, you just might be a gun nut.
If you know guys who are active military and you have more shooting experience than they do, you just might be a gun nut.
If you visit the shooting range more then twice a week, you just might be a gun nut.
If your wife demands that you have to sell a gun before you can buy another, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have ever had your local sporting goods store call your house and ask, "We are doing a stock order, did you need anything?" . . . you just might be a gun nut.
If the checkering pattern of your favorite 1911 is permanently impressed in your palm, you just might be a gun nut.
If your bridal registry is at the local gun shop, you just might be a gun nut.
If the largest gun store in your area calls you if they need something they can't get elsewhere, you just might be a gun nut.
If you bought 7 or more AK-47's just so you could have different ones from different countries (Bulgarian, Romanian, Russian, Yugoslavian, Egyptian, Chinese, etc.), you just might be a gun nut.
If you have framed targets hanging in your bathroom or hallway, with tight groups that you have shot, you just might be a gun nut.
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I resemble that!
Though I prefer to think of myself as a "gun crank". [:I][:o)][:p]0 -
Maybe half of them.....[:D] 0 -
Well, I DID travel for 28+ hours to visit some rednecks in the US and go shootin' with them...
And I'm not quite sure wether I'm a gun nut or not... but people say I am... and I'm fine with that.0 -
serval hit home[:D] 0 -
AMEN!!!! 0 -
If you've ever bragged about the group size your semi-auto throws it's brass, you might be a gun nut. 0 -
Yep. 0 -
thats pretty funny, I just bought 800rnds of 6.5mm ammo for a gun I dont have yet. but I found out I won one at auction, now I'm looking for a better one. and I still dont have the first one yet. 0 -
When CCI calls you to ask if you've got enough 209 primers to sell them back a few thousand; you might be a gunnut.
If Mike Dillon has your reloading room's phone number on speed dial;......0 -
quote:Originally posted by HappyNanoq
Well, I DID travel for 28+ hours to visit some rednecks in the US and go shootin' with them...
And I'm not quite sure wether I'm a gun nut or not... but people say I am... and I'm fine with that.
Yea and you did not stop by here to pick up your nuts. Don0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
quote:Originally posted by HappyNanoq
Well, I DID travel for 28+ hours to visit some rednecks in the US and go shootin' with them...
And I'm not quite sure wether I'm a gun nut or not... but people say I am... and I'm fine with that.
Yea and you did not stop by here to pick up your nuts. Don
You been keeping them warm? [:o)]0 -
If you ever bought a military surplus rifle because you already had a bayonet to fit it, you might be a gun nut.
If you ever bought a gun just because someone had given you a box of that caliber ammo, you might be a gun nut.0 -
i resemble more than half of those...apparently i have a problem... i have to work on matching the other half 0 -
I'm running about 50% 0 -
Why, yes I am... 0
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