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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by forkliftking
    My wife bought a new toy of mature nature the other day and it came with a warrenty registration card inside. Should we fill it out with all of our personal information on it and mail it back? I think I'm gonna throw the card in the trash. [:D][:D]


    I've always wondered what kind of stories came with those which came back for warranty work.

    "Well, me and the missus was playin' Gengis Kahn and I was in the middle of pillagin' her village when the damn thing made a horrible sound.. uh, the appliance, not the missus..It was kind of a SKKRRRRKK-SKKRRRRKKK sound and then the batteries just shot out the back and hit me in the forehead. Now I got a sore spot and the missus don't and we ain't neither of us very happy about it."
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  • spasmcreek
    thank you col. plink....about popped the yahoooooo button on that one
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  • Colonel Plink
    You're very welcome.

    I'll probably laugh, too.

    Soon as that lump on my forehead goes down a bit.
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  • strokn47265
    FLMAO......U or her aint supposed to be grippin it that hard....[:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • lts
    with proper use and maintenance you won't need the warranty! [:I]
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  • Permanently deleted user
    I'd send it in...especially if it's an expensive model...[:D]
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  • tazzer
    this is to damn funny

    my wife the other day was telling me about a lady she works with thats been the big D for about a year well she had her a glass of wine and was starting to really enjoy herself when she started smelling smoke she looked down and it was smoking she thought she was done on fire [:D][:D][:D] i laugh my azz off on that one,
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  • stevenrayspeck
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by forkliftking
    My wife bought a new toy of mature nature the other day and it came with a warrenty registration card inside. Should we fill it out with all of our personal information on it and mail it back? I think I'm gonna throw the card in the trash. [:D][:D]


    I've always wondered what kind of stories came with those which came back for warranty work.

    "Well, me and the missus was playin' Gengis Kahn and I was in the middle of pillagin' her village when the damn think made a horrible sound.. uh, the appliance, not the missus..It was kind of a SKKRRRRKK-SKKRRRRKKK sound and then the batteries just shot out the back and hit me in the forehead. Now I got a sore spot and the missus don't and we ain't neither of us very happy about it."


    OMG!!!...LMAO!!!!..... When am i going to get invited to one of your parties Colonel[?][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • bamafan
    quote:Originally posted by tazzer
    this is to damn funny

    my wife the other day was telling me about a lady she works with thats been the big D for about a year well she had her a glass of wine and was starting to really enjoy herself when she started smelling smoke she looked down and it was smoking she thought she was done on fire [:D][:D][:D] i laugh my azz off on that one,



    About spewed my drink on that one.
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by stevenrayspeck
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by forkliftking
    My wife bought a new toy of mature nature the other day and it came with a warrenty registration card inside. Should we fill it out with all of our personal information on it and mail it back? I think I'm gonna throw the card in the trash. [:D][:D]


    I've always wondered what kind of stories came with those which came back for warranty work.

    "Well, me and the missus was playin' Gengis Kahn and I was in the middle of pillagin' her village when the damn think made a horrible sound.. uh, the appliance, not the missus..It was kind of a SKKRRRRKK-SKKRRRRKKK sound and then the batteries just shot out the back and hit me in the forehead. Now I got a sore spot and the missus don't and we ain't neither of us very happy about it."


    OMG!!!...LMAO!!!!..... When am i going to get invited to one of your parties Colonel[?][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]


    Well, usually it's just me and the missus..

    But I'll see if she's game...
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  • 1911a1-fan
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by forkliftking
    My wife bought a new toy of mature nature the other day and it came with a warrenty registration card inside. Should we fill it out with all of our personal information on it and mail it back? I think I'm gonna throw the card in the trash. [:D][:D]


    I've always wondered what kind of stories came with those which came back for warranty work.

    "Well, me and the missus was playin' Gengis Kahn and I was in the middle of pillagin' her village when the damn think made a horrible sound.. uh, the appliance, not the missus..It was kind of a SKKRRRRKK-SKKRRRRKKK sound and then the batteries just shot out the back and hit me in the forehead. Now I got a sore spot and the missus don't and we ain't neither of us very happy about it."


    you know that typicaly is done by men giving a woman a "mushroom", on the forehead, but hey what ever

    just please don't share if she gave you a dirty sanchez too[:D]
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan

    just please don't share if she gave you a dirty sanchez too[:D]


    Okay.
    Anyhoo...
    I just checked with the missus and i guess I won't be sharing.
    Sorry, stevenrayspeck.
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  • dan kelly
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]damn!!...now i got to go take more pain killers, i laughed that hard it hurt my neck again!!!!...[:(!]



    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • 1911a1-fan
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan

    just please don't share if she gave you a dirty sanchez too[:D]


    Okay.
    Anyhoo...
    I just checked with the missus and i guess I won't be sharing.
    Sorry, stevenrayspeck.




    he'll be back as soon as he finds out what a dirty sanchez is[:D]
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan

    just please don't share if she gave you a dirty sanchez too[:D]


    Okay.
    Anyhoo...
    I just checked with the missus and i guess I won't be sharing.
    Sorry, stevenrayspeck.




    he'll be back as soon as he finds out what a dirty sanchez is[:D]


    You're cracking me up.
    I used to have the sports guy from the newspaper come into the studios every so often. he was a walking encyclopedia of weird sexual references. His favorite obsessive fascination was a thing called the "Chili Dog".
    Revolting.
    But, if you knew the guy, it was funny.
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  • stevenrayspeck
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan

    just please don't share if she gave you a dirty sanchez too[:D]


    Okay.
    Anyhoo...
    I just checked with the missus and i guess I won't be sharing.
    Sorry, stevenrayspeck.





    Damm!.... Oh well, thought it was worth a try.
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by stevenrayspeck
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan

    just please don't share if she gave you a dirty sanchez too[:D]


    Okay.
    Anyhoo...
    I just checked with the missus and i guess I won't be sharing.
    Sorry, stevenrayspeck.





    Damm!.... Oh well, thought it was worth a try.

    Seriously, North Platte isn't that far from Sterling.
    If you're ever in the neighborhood, I'll buy the coffee.
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  • 1911a1-fan
    if i ever asked my wife if she wanted to share with one of you guys, she'd give a dirty sanchez alright, with her foot after she pulled it out of my azz


    wait, i hear brrrrrrrrr, gotta go it's been fun
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan


    wait, i hear brrrrrrrrr, gotta go it's been fun


    Be careful it don't turn into SKKRRRRKK-SKKRRRRKKK.
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  • fishkiller41
    Vodka-7, splash of OJ. BURNS LIKE HELL, coming out the nose!!![:0]
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  • stevenrayspeck
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    Seriously, North Platte isn't that far from Sterling.
    If you're ever in the neighborhood, I'll buy the coffee.


    Thanks for the offer, I'll keep it in mind if i am ever down that way.

    Be warned though.... Depending on the time of year, I might request a prairie dog hunt[;)][:)]
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by stevenrayspeck
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    Seriously, North Platte isn't that far from Sterling.
    If you're ever in the neighborhood, I'll buy the coffee.


    Thanks for the offer, I'll keep it in mind if i am ever down that way.

    Be warned though.... Depending on the time of year, I might request a prairie dog hunt[;)][:)]


    We'll just have to do that.
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