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Gynecologist's Assistant Opening...

A young man goes into the Job Center in Kansas City, Kansas and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more - 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is :
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off
all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the
gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're
going to have to go to Wichita, Kansas. That's about 120 miles from
here.'

'Oh why, is that where the job's at?'

'No sir - that's where the end of the line is...!!'
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  • GuvamintCheese
    I dabble in gynecology, on the side.
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  • 375H&H
    [:D][:D]
    GRD are you on a joke roll
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  • Tailgunner1954
    ......and your first 100 clients will all be prime examples of why some women shouldn't wear spandex, on a 102^ 99% humidity day.
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  • Odawgp
    quote:Originally posted by Tailgunner1954
    ......and your first 100 clients will all be prime examples of why some women shouldn't wear spandex, on a 102^ 99% humidity day.



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  • whiteclouder
    If all you're used to is looking at it, I guess that might be a great job. At least Pavlov's dog got to lick the bowl once in awhile.

    Clouder..
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by whiteclouder
    If all you're used to is looking at it, I guess that might be a great job. At least Pavlov's dog got to lick the bowl once in awhile.

    Clouder..
    [:D]
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  • jonk
    Crappy job. Either you'd have to look at it on a really ugly old woman, or a really fat chick, etc.; OR you would have a really hot babe and you wouldn't be allowed to do anything but look or professionally touch- woe to the ob/gyn who gets a hard-on in the patient's presence.
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  • dan kelly
    when i saw the topic of the thred and who wrote it i was already smiling..when i read it i was laughing!...grd, i dont know where you find them!..but keep `em coming...i love them!...[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    I dabble in gynecology, on the side.


    In your dreams?[}:)]

    On the side? Do all your dreams involve deformaties?
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    I dabble in gynecology, on the side.


    In your dreams?[}:)]

    On the side? Do all your dreams involve deformaties?
    ?? I was this close to dablling in proctology.
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    I dabble in gynecology, on the side.



    But the side is not where you should be! Don
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  • 1911a1-fan
    fish.jpg
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    I dabble in gynecology, on the side.



    But the side is not where you should be! Don
    I prefer the side method, Ive learned to cock my head.
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  • zipperzap
    I play cards with a gynecologist - asked him once if he
    would chose something else in medicine to do it he had
    it to do all over again. Tom said that he had actually
    started out with an emphasis in proctology.

    ... I recall thinking there was something really profound
    there, but quickly changed the topic.
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