C&P old but one I really like!
The Pentagon announced TODAY the
formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United
States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These (troops) will be dropped off into Iraq
and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1.) The season opened today.
2.) There is no limit.
3.) They taste just like chicken.
4.) They don't like
beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5.) They are directly
responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United
States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These (troops) will be dropped off into Iraq
and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1.) The season opened today.
2.) There is no limit.
3.) They taste just like chicken.
4.) They don't like
beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5.) They are directly
responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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hey neat...wonder if they take foreign rednecks?...have beer will travel![:p] 0 -
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