rcrxs old lady- it's driving me crazy!
Is this off the Monty Python and the Holy Grail? or another? I don't remember!
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BTW I love it![:D] 0 -
The famous trojan rabbit scene... 0 -
Thats right! Got it! I have to watch that again[:p] 0 -
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
Yes, it was "The Holy Grail"...[;)]0 -
Love that one
black knight(after getting arms cut off)-It's only a flesh wound!
Arthur- I am your king.
Lady- Well I didn't vote for you.
Arthur- You don't vote for kings.
Lady- Well how'd you become king then?0 -
quote:Originally posted by bhale187
Love that one
black knight(after getting arms cut off)-It's only a flesh wound!
Arthur- I am your king.
Lady- Well I didn't vote for you.
Arthur- You don't vote for kings.
Lady- Well how'd you become king then?
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in simmering semite, held alloft Excalabur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine right that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur, that is why I am your king....0 -
i fart in your general direction 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
i fart in your general direction
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!0 -
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quote:Originally posted by William81
Ye Holy Handgranande [;)]
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! Tis one of the relics Brother Maynard carries with him!
Brother Maynard! Bring forth the the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
Sorry, I am such a nerd....0 -
She turned me into a newt!!!
You dont look like a newt.
Well, I got better.0 -
There's nothing like a good spanking. And then the oral sex {hey it's a real quote}
Just because some moistened wench heaved a scimitar in your general direction0 -
How do you know she is a witch?
And what do we burn apart from witches?
MORE WITCHES!!!0 -
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
There's nothing like a good spanking. And then the oral sex {hey it's a real quote}
Just because some moistened wench heaved a scimitar in your general direction
And after the spanking, the oral sex..
The oral sex!, the oral sex!...
Well, I could stay on a bit longer...
I must save you, you were in terrible peril...
Let me go back and face the peril..
No, far to perillous...
Bet you're gay...0 -
Oh Gawd! this is great!
"The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"[:D][:D][:D] How could I forget!0 -
FIVE! Three sir 0 -
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quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
There's nothing like a good spanking. And then the oral sex {hey it's a real quote}
Just because some moistened wench heaved a scimitar in your general direction
And after the spanking, the oral sex..
The oral sex!, the oral sex!...
Well, I could stay on a bit longer...
I must save you, you were in terrible peril...
Let me go back and face the peril..
No, far to perillous...
Bet you're gay...
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