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New Year's joke

jimdeere
Three young fellas from the projects were waiting for the bus one cold morning. They got to talking about what was the most amazing invention. Andre' said "oh, it's got to be the telephone. Why, you can dial up someone on the other side of the country and talk to them just like you were there." "No," said Theo, "it would have to be the airplane. Why, you can get on an airplane and fly all the way across the country and be there before supper!"
"You're both wrong," said Leroy, "the most amazing invention is the thermos bottle." "What's so amazing about the thermos bottle?" asked Andre'. Leroy replied, "Well, you can put hot stuff in it and it'll keep it hot, and you can put cold stuff in it and it'll keep it cold."
"What's so amazing about that?" said Theo.
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Leroy pondered, "But how do it know?"
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  • jimdeere
    It's New Year's Eve.

    Not New Year's Steve.

    [:D][:D]
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  • dan kelly
    [:D]
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  • jonk
    I don't get it.
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  • acdodd
    A blond heard that.
    She put coffee and a pop sickle in hers.[:D]
    AC
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