OH MY....EWWWW EWWWW EWWWW!!!!
Not long ago I had posted a thread on a little mouse problem. Late yesturday I was looking for a cord in a storage closet upstairs....and EWWWW!!! My foot got stuck on one of those sticky traps....WITH an ALMOST DEAD mouse (shudder...shivvver....gag...gag...gag.!!!!!
You can just guess my reaction. It was like a bad dream or something. I wanted to freak out.....soooooo bad...but lets just say the "almost" dead part kept me from just letting loose with the freaky dance moves. I screamed everyone's name (even though I knew I was alone in the house) in hopes someone would come.....but nooooo. I had to peel the icky thing off myself! I could have just DIED!!!!
You can just guess my reaction. It was like a bad dream or something. I wanted to freak out.....soooooo bad...but lets just say the "almost" dead part kept me from just letting loose with the freaky dance moves. I screamed everyone's name (even though I knew I was alone in the house) in hopes someone would come.....but nooooo. I had to peel the icky thing off myself! I could have just DIED!!!!
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That's pretty darn funny there! [:D][:D] 0 -
LOL!
Sorry.[:I]
That's pretty funny there.
But, I can relate.0 -
He didn't get any nibbles in??? 0 -
C'mon Kasey.............. 
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No....I think I WOULD have died then! It was just b e a r l y turning it's head as I stood there and yelled every name I could think of....and I would quivvver and kind of whimper there in the closet. I think it was the grossEST moment I've had EVER!!!!
.....and I would have killed someone if they had taken pics!0 -
"Help me, Help me" in a squeaky little voice... [:D][:D]
never mind that was a mutated fly.0 -
".....and I would have killed someone if they had taken pics!"
SAY CHEESE..!!!!![:0][:0][;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
No....I think I WOULD have died then! It was just b e a r l y turning it's head as I stood there and yelled every name I could think of....and I would quivvver and kind of whimper there in the closet. I think it was the grossEST moment I've had EVER!!!!
.....and I would have killed someone if they had taken pics!
So, it was a bear or a mouse???0 -
quote:....WITH an ALMOST DEAD mouse (shudder...shivvver....gag...gag...gag.!!!!!
I thought you said it was a problem?0 -
Americas funniest videos.
You missed your chance.
Just funnin ya.
My wife is like that with snakes.0 -
I vote LF the Drama Queen[:o)] 0 -
Ive got two rats in a cage, Want one?
"Mouse" and what I think i will name "Lightning", not sure yet [:D][:D][}:)][}:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
Not long ago I had posted a thread on a little mouse problem. Late yesturday I was looking for a cord in a storage closet upstairs....and EWWWW!!! My foot got stuck on one of those sticky traps....WITH an ALMOST DEAD mouse (shudder...shivvver....gag...gag...gag.!!!!!
You can just guess my reaction. It was like a bad dream or something. I wanted to freak out.....soooooo bad...but lets just say the "almost" dead part kept me from just letting loose with the freaky dance moves. I screamed everyone's name (even though I knew I was alone in the house) in hopes someone would come.....but nooooo. I had to peel the icky thing off myself! I could have just DIED!!!!
Well, yeah I feel your pain and all, but don't you wonder how the mouse felt about all the above?0 -
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did you try to stomp the mouse and miss? 0 -
the trusty 45 would have help nothing left job well done 0 -
I bet you'd have won the Funny Home Video 'Best All Time 'War Dance' Award,' of all times, if the video cam was running! Sorry we missed that potential TV classic!
... would have loved to have seen THAT!
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Why didn't you take one of your guns and just shoot it? 0 -
That is funny.
You obviously need the type of trap my wife makes me get.
Fully enclosed so she does not have to see it.
Video would have been great.[:D]0 -
I sure would have paid to see "The Almost Dead Mouse Dance".[;)][:D][}:)][:0]
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...Uh, huh...I BET you DID do a really weird "dance" with that hanging off your foot! [:D] Pinballed off the walls, door...the whole nine yards; shame, I'd loved to have seen that...[^][8D] 0 -
This reminds me of what an old man told me a few years ago....When he was a kid, about 9 or 10, he was sitting in church (Southern Baptist) and at the time, men and boys sat on one side of the aisle, women and girls on the other. Well he was sitting with his dad and he looked down and a mouse was sitting near his shoe. He said his dad was real strict and he was not allowed to fidget or talk during the service. He tried to nudge the mouse away with his foot, but it jumped on his shoe and started climbing up his leg, inside his pants. When it got to his mid-thigh, he just moved his hand slowly and crushed that mouse dead. His dad didn't know about it til after the service. [:)] 0 -
BR here...STOP using that sticky trap and get a real one...one that kills them almost if not instantly..... 0 -
Good thing you weren't carrying a gun. You would have dropped it and it might have went off.[:D] 0 -
We are sooo disappointed. By the way, my wife killed a mouse this morning with a broom handle -- while the dog, cat, and I watched. Then she picked it up and tossed it in the trash. You don't mess with that girl before she's had her coffee! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by MVP
I vote LF the Drama Queen[:o)]
i think it would be a close race with a few male members0 -
if it wasen't dead yet i would just call it free lunch..cook well done mmmmmmm 0 -
Were yer litle toe nails all painted up real pretty like???? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Flying Clay Disk
Cat was lickin' it's chops!
CAT!! You've got a CAT!!! I think I'd have to have a talk with him, as it sounds hes fallin' down on the job!![}:)][}:)]0 -
that's pretty damn gag worthy!!! how's the gue on ur head doing???? 0
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