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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • savage170
    [:D][:D]
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  • spanielsells
    I'm married and I fart whenever I want to. The wife laughs.
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  • bgjohn
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    I'm married and I fart whenever I want to. The wife laughs.


    Yeah, but she won't let you go FISHING!
    JM[8]
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  • dan kelly
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • Queen of Swords
    Here's one for you...

    Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat at the pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess lap and said "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

    That night, the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly saut?ed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and shallot cream sauce.[}:)][;)]
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