Got a chance to see a movie?
Go see I am Legend.
Awesome movie, and if your friend falls asleep, when you get into your driveway you can scream and make him pee his pants! [:D][}:)][:D]
Awesome movie, and if your friend falls asleep, when you get into your driveway you can scream and make him pee his pants! [:D][}:)][:D]
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that movie was gay. just like you. 0 -
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I really liked Omega Man. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by drjew
I really liked Omega Man.
That was the original right? My dad was telling me about it.0 -
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quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
quote:Originally posted by drjew
I really liked Omega Man.
That was the original right? My dad was telling me about it.
Omega man was the original movie, but it strayed way off from the book. It used to come on late at night alot, years ago.
edit: Sorry. The Last Man on Earth was the original. It came out in 1961. The Omega Man came out in 1971. I am legend is based on the novel "I Am Legend" as well as the first two.0 -
What happens when I make a formal commitment to Satan?
Almost immediately, things start to get better, Satan looks out for his own. Satan gives us an inner strength and we become very strong in spirit. Unlike right hand path religions, where adherents are forever praying and searching for their god, Satan comes to us on his own. Many times, we can feel him. He comes to comfort us when we get down, worried or are experiencing problems.
He snaps us into line and directs us as to what we need to do to be focused and happy. Unlike the false god Jehova and his cohorts, Satan never turns his back on us in our time of need.
An good analogy/story is a Christian: He is in serious trouble, in desperation, takes his last change, goes to a phone booth in the freezing rain and dials heaven. He keeps getting a busy signal. After quite some time, someone answers and puts him on hold. They leave him on hold.
When a Satanist calls Hell, Satan, himself, picks up after the first ring.
In making a commitment, we engage a formal ritual. This is done out of free will. We are making a choice, as opposed to being dragged off to some Christian church, and reciting canned prayers in front of a bunch of idiots.
The initiation ritual is very personal, unless you decide to have friends participate, or are doing it as part of a group.
You will need:
1 or more black, blue or red candles (as many as you like)
A sterilized needle or razor
A piece of clean paper, large enough to write the prayer below
A dry pen, where you sign your name in blood (dip the ip of the pen in your blood)
Write the following prayer:
Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, (state your full name) renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.
I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.
It is imporant to bathe before any rituals you perform, this is done out of respect. When you are ready, you can light the candle. Take the needle, prick the idex finger of your left hand, squeeze some blood out.
Sign your name in blood.
Recite the prayer either aloud or in your head
Fold the paper and let it burn in the fire of the candle. Many of us have stayed and meditated until the candle had burned itself out.
At the end of the ritual, close with the words "so mote it be." And a Big "HAIL SATAN!!"
Satanic rituals, unlike the rituals in other religions, are real and permanent. I received a very small number of letters from people who were confused and harassed by Christians. One person performed a reverse ritual and Satan left him. Totally. Satan does not push himself on anyone.
Christians are deceived. They believe their "God" to be "loving" and "forgiving." In truth, this monster is a spiteful, hateful attacker of human beings. When one is with Satan, one is always under his protection. He looks out for us and we enter a new life where we no longer have the worries that others endure. Things are not perfect, but they are always much better. Satan does not punish people who reject him, he simply leaves and one is left all alone to endure the torments of the enemy.
These people wrote to me because after several months, they were begging for Satan to take them back. The enemy did absolutely nothing for them. All were extremely regretful they ever left and very desperate to come back.
If there is absolutely no way you can perform the ritual without placing yourself in danger, you can perform it in your astral temple. You can do the above ritual when you are older. Performing the dedication on the astral is every bit as valid as doing it physically. Satan is very understanding concerning teens who are forced into accepting Christianity while living at home and being underage.
Yes, you can still perform the ritual. Satan understands. As long as you are loyal to him in your heart, he will not be angry with you. Those of you under 18 are not free. There is no need to reveal your allegiance to Satan to anyone. What is in your heart is more important than anything else. Satan advises us in the Al-Jilwah not to reveal our religion to outsiders if it will cause us harm in any way, this is especially important for teens. Just renounce the Christian "God" in your mind if you are forced to participate in any of his garbage. Satan understands it can be downright dangerous, and in some cases even life-threatening for teens living in Christian homes to reveal their allegiance to him.
I performed the dedication ritual several years ago, at midnight on the evening of April 30th. My life over these past few years has drastically changed for the better. I have found blissful happiness and profound joy as I have never experienced before. I have no doubts that Satan/Lucifer is the Creator God of humanity. There are no words to express my deepest love for him. He has touched me to tears many, many times and has blessed me and my family profusely. I strongly encourage everyone to perform the commitment ritual. I have never known a more beautiful, loving, magnificent being as my beloved Father Satan. Exhalted be His Name and May He Reign Forever!!0 -
quote:Originally posted by Jacob2008
Go see I am Legend.
Awesome movie, and if your friend falls asleep, when you get into your driveway you can scream and make him pee his pants! [:D][}:)][:D]
That's funny in the driveway but not as well received if it's done while attending a church service.0 -
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did you get a screen shot yet? 0 -
The wife and I went to see AVP-Requiem Christmas day. It was pretty good. 0 -
I don't watch movies very often at all, but I have considered
seeing I Am Legend. Maybe learn some new anti zombie techniques.0 -
oh, prayer! zombies are demons. aren't they. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by sav99
I don't watch movies very often at all, but I have considered
seeing I Am Legend. Maybe learn some new anti zombie techniques.
Sav, i was a little disappointed with the creatures from this movie, when you see i think youll understand, not your average zombies.0 -
quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
quote:Originally posted by sav99
I don't watch movies very often at all, but I have considered
seeing I Am Legend. Maybe learn some new anti zombie techniques.
Sav, i was a little disappointed with the creatures from this movie, when you see i think youll understand, not your average zombies.
I heard that it was somewhat lacking in the zombie department. How do ya screw up a zombie? Maybe I'll wait and just watch it on cable.0 -
quote:Originally posted by sav99
quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
quote:Originally posted by sav99
I don't watch movies very often at all, but I have considered
seeing I Am Legend. Maybe learn some new anti zombie techniques.
Sav, i was a little disappointed with the creatures from this movie, when you see i think youll understand, not your average zombies.
I heard that it was somewhat lacking in the zombie department. How do ya screw up a zombie? Maybe I'll wait and just watch it on cable.
I dont know, it scared to babooey out of me LOL0 -
The zombies were not quite as good as I had hoped either. Still liked the movie, but not as much as the book. 0 -
I saw the movie, I would give it a 6 out of 10...some good special effects but thats about it. sorry Jacob. just my opinion. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by reloader44mag
I saw the movie, I would give it a 6 out of 10...some good special effects but thats about it. sorry Jacob. just my opinion.
Dont be sorry, You have a right to your opinion, It must just be my age group thinking this stuff is totally wicked [:p][:p]0 -
Really boring.
Smith is not close to Heston.
And all the CGI stuff made the flic laughable to me.
Wait til you can rent it CHEAP.
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