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The 10 Commandents

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Three Things to Ponder:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


C O W S

Is it just me, or does any one else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:


You cannot post "Thou S halt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
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  • 46270
    I cant believe no one has a comment
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  • tysonagreen
    Its not that they can't find 11 million illegals, its that they don't want to. All you have to do is step outside during the day and listen for the sound of a low horsepower two stroke motor, there's bound to be an illegal or two nearby.[:)]
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  • ladams
    If you are ever bored on a day off....
    1. Dress up in a nice black suit
    2. Drive to the nearest construction site.
    3. Get out of the car, walk over to the site and shout INS get out your green cards.
    4. Laugh when all the illegals scatter.
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  • 46270
    you can try it to at a lawn service.
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  • tysonagreen
    quote:Originally posted by 46270
    you can try it to at a lawn service.


    I might have been too vague but thats what I was getting at with the two stroke motor comment (leaf blowers and weed whackers and the like).
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  • phideaux4886
    quote:Originally posted by tysonagreen
    Its not that they can't find 11 million illegals, its that they don't want to. All you have to do is step outside during the day and listen for the sound of a low horsepower two stroke motor, there's bound to be an illegal or two nearby.[:)]

    LOL[:D]
    I could see a version of that on the Outdoor Channel, maybe get Ted Nugent to host.
    (Zoom in on Ted Nugent packing a bow and taser arrows)
    Ted says,
    "Shh, do you hear that sound? That is the sound of a two cycle lawn care apparatus and when you hear that sound you just gotta know they got some Mexicans nearby."
    [8D]
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  • ladams
    The government wants them there.... both political parties want to befriend them and get all their votes.

    What we really need is a bounty on them. I would be rich.
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  • spryor
    quote:Originally posted by phideaux4886
    quote:Originally posted by tysonagreen
    Its not that they can't find 11 million illegals, its that they don't want to. All you have to do is step outside during the day and listen for the sound of a low horsepower two stroke motor, there's bound to be an illegal or two nearby.[:)]

    LOL[:D]
    I could see a version of that on the Outdoor Channel, maybe get Ted Nugent to host.
    (Zoom in on Ted Nugent packing a bow and taser arrows)
    Ted says,
    "Shh, do you hear that sound? That is the sound of a two cycle lawn care apparatus and when you hear that sound you just gotta know they got some Mexicans nearby."
    [8D]
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • get_involved
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