Happy Friday!
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24 below here today in Northern Illinois!!
COLD!
Enjoy, an oldie but a goodie!!
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them
logs, but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
(Rednecks know how to git-ER-dun).0 -
I think I'm in love.[:)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by mango tango
I wish it was this warm by us!
It is now!0 -
nice heater[:I] 0 -
Looks like South Beach in FL![:)]
It's forecast to be sunny and mid 70s tomorrow...perfect beach weather.
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Hmmm now we have choices.... I pick the brunette!![:D] 0 -
Which one?????????[:D]
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quote:Originally posted by mango tango
I wish it was this warm by us!
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That photo gives me a strange urge to chase the UPS truck.0 -
I would have to go with second from the left there!![:D] 0 -
quote:Do you share her?
It's not a question of if HE shares. Does she? [:D][:o)]0
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