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  • mango tango
    24 below here today in Northern Illinois!!
    COLD!
    Enjoy, an oldie but a goodie!!













    'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

    'Yes. What can I do for you?'

    'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hidin'
    marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them
    logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

    'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

    The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
    They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

    Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

    They sneer at Virgil and leave.

    Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

    'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

    'Yeah!'

    'Did they chop your firewood?'

    'Yep!'

    'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

    (Rednecks know how to git-ER-dun).
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  • Forkliftking
    I think I'm in love.[:)]
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by mango tango
    I wish it was this warm by us!



    It is now!
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  • jwb267
    nice heater[:I]
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  • tsr1965
    quote:Originally posted by mango tango
    I wish it was this warm by us![img][/img]2004921797870883705_rs.jpg


    Not sure where that is, but it looks like it is smokin' hot there.
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  • dolfan
    Looks like South Beach in FL![:)]

    It's forecast to be sunny and mid 70s tomorrow...perfect beach weather.

    southbeach.jpg
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  • jethro
    Hmmm now we have choices.... I pick the brunette!![:D]
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  • dolfan
    Which one?????????[:D]


    ee48.jpg
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by mango tango
    I wish it was this warm by us!2004921797870883705_rs.jpg[/img]
    That photo gives me a strange urge to chase the UPS truck.
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  • jethro
    I would have to go with second from the left there!![:D]
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  • tacking1
    quote:Originally posted by mango tango
    I wish it was this warm by us![img][/img]2004921797870883705_rs.jpg


    you jerk where did you get that picture of my wife and what gives you the right to post it here?
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  • D1
    quote:Originally posted by tacking1
    quote:Originally posted by mango tango
    I wish it was this warm by us![img][/img]2004921797870883705_rs.jpg


    you jerk where did you get that picture of my wife and what gives you the right to post it here?
    Nice wife.
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  • Forkliftking
    quote:Originally posted by tacking1
    quote:Originally posted by mango tango
    I wish it was this warm by us![img][/img]2004921797870883705_rs.jpg


    you jerk where did you get that picture of my wife and what gives you the right to post it here?

    Do you share her?
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  • iluvguns
    quote:Do you share her?

    It's not a question of if HE shares. Does she? [:D][:o)]
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  • gearheaddad
    quote:Originally posted by mango tango
    I wish it was this warm by us![img][/img]2004921797870883705_rs.jpg

    My wife would look great in that body............
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