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Update on DWS

bigdaddyjunior
He has decided to attempt a border crossing into France and forego a bath. Being that he hasn't bathed in many weeks since his scratch and sniff tour of the Victoria's Secrets stores, the Italian police are not able to get close enough to attempt an arrest. Meanwhile, French perfumers are lining the border awaiting his arrival. Some have already begun test marketing of the soon to be new cologne Aud-de-Ewe and the body wash called simply Eewww. Brigette Bardot as the spokesperson for the new fragrance based on DWS's intense B.O. has stated that even though it is common knowledge that all French men are total wussies they can atleast smell like real men for a mere 27 euros/oz. Here is the latest photo of him racing for the border. Notice there are no seagulls or any living thing downwind. It is estimated that at his current rate he will make the ten kilometers to the border in slightly under a week.
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  • mateomasfeo
    Thanks BDJ, but I have some more current info.

    He has arrived in France and has taken on a French name and will no longer be known as DancesWithSheep. Here after he wants to be addressed as "DancesWithFrogs," or DWF for short.

    While only in France a day, DWF has acclimated nicely. When he first arrived, he went straight to the Renault dealer to obtain reliable transportation. Unfortunately, his insistence on two wheeled power drifts combined with continually grabbing the salesman's knee instead of the gear shift and yelling "RIBET!" got him thrown off the lot.

    Tomorrow he plans to visit the Louvre to see if they have any different "Dogs Playing Poker" paintings.

    If anyone would like to keep up with DWF, he now posts on the French site "GunGiver.com." He still has that scathing DWS flair, only now he is even more condescending than ever.

    Other than a rather nasty shanker on his lower lip, he appears to be in fine spirits!

    I got this photo of DWF from his web cam, in between broken French swear words and yelling and smacking some young fat man in a loin cloth named Pierre.




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  • mateomasfeo
    Another update:

    http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=285942
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
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    He is traveling with a posse.

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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
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    He is traveling with a posse.

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    The damn French need someone to take care of them...
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  • bigdaddyjunior
    He don't care about the French. He's just in it for the babes. He has a thing for hairy pits.
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