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  • Odawgp
    No, but she said that the goalie was on duty.

    My ass he was on vacation
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  • 1911a1-fan
    i had mine spayed[:)]
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  • Sav99
    Closest I ever came was "I think I'm pregnant."
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  • Spider7115
    She didn't - her pa did. [:(]

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  • David Nunn
    My WIFE (I never was irresponsible/immature/stupid enough to have this conversation with a girlfriend) just showed me the pregnancy test thing with the first one. With the second, she came from the doctor's office in tears after a routine exam. She thought I would be mad, but I was thrilled.
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  • 11echo
    I remember distinctly! I woke up one morning and there she was with a cup of coffee for me! First thing I asked was "What's wrong!" ...She told me!
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  • CHEVELLE427
    HAY BABY,[:X][:X][:X]


    life as you knew it is now over.[}:)][}:)][}:)]


    I OWN YOU YOUR CAR, YOUR MONEY, YOUR BOAT AND YOUR DOG.[:)]
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  • daveald
    my first wife told me she was preggers on Halloween Oct31 1969, we got married on dec7, 1969 (Yep Pearl harbor day)(omen maybe)and my daughter was born on oct12 1970.
    Even the doctor noted that it was a overlong gestation for a human.
    but the damn fool tried to convince me that it was possible. Yea right.
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  • dolfan
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    She thought I would be mad, but I was thrilled. That's how I found out about our first...we hadn't planned for that pregnancy.

    Our second was planned.
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  • catpealer111
    She texted me and said "We're f-ed."
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  • Kodiakk
    I was offshore on a Ensco jackup drilling rig. I was extremely tired due to us being stuck in the hole and had been up for 3 days with no sleep. Heard my name over the loud speaker to head up to the company mans office and he handed me the phone when I got there. She broke the news and suddenly I was not sleepy a bit. Best wake up remedy I've ever recieved haha.
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  • Dakota308
    quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
    She texted me and said "We're f-ed."



    [}:)][:)]

    no news from me maybe in a few years
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  • Colt Super
    "Text" is not a verb. There is no past tense.

    Possibly, you could use a phrase like: "She sent me a text", which would be the way people talk.

    Doug
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  • Colt Super
    My first wife never told me she was pregnant. I found out when Steve was 6 weeks old.

    She was a (guess what??) redhead.

    They are all nuts.

    Doug
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  • fishkiller41
    <-- Paid for 2 abortions, married a girl i had a crush on, 27 years ago. She's "fixed", and i ain't "messin-around"...
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  • catpealer111
    Sorry Doug. She sent me a written note via text messaging informing me the we were both literally and figuratively screwed.
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  • fishkiller41
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    "Text" is not a verb. There is no past tense.

    Possibly, you could use a phrase like: "She sent me a text", which would be the way people talk.

    Doug
    Sorry Douglas... It is now...As in "texting"
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    "Text" is not a verb. There is no past tense.

    Possibly, you could use a phrase like: "She sent me a text", which would be the way people talk.

    Doug


    ok, who edited my non-offensive post????

    geez, grow some skin mods
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  • bpost
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    "Text" is not a verb. There is no past tense.

    Possibly, you could use a phrase like: "She sent me a text", which would be the way people talk.

    Doug


    Doug; that was a ballzy thing to say.
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  • Dakota308
    quote:Originally posted by PBJloaf
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    "Text" is not a verb. There is no past tense.

    Possibly, you could use a phrase like: "She sent me a text", which would be the way people talk.

    Doug






    whad up foo' yo' her me fo' sho'. [V]
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  • Colonel Plink
    I was on GunBroker, shopping for some ridiculous Howdah and said "I ought to just get the Smith 500"

    She said, "Yeah. About that.
    You ought to be thinking about formula and diapers instead"

    Romantic little vixen.
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  • jpwolf
    quote:<-- Paid for 2 abortions

    Abortion is not birth control. A 50 cent rubber is.[:(!] Fishkiller, maybe you should change that.
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  • Colt Super
    quote:Originally posted by Dakota308
    quote:Originally posted by PBJloaf
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    "Text" is not a verb. There is no past tense.

    Possibly, you could use a phrase like: "She sent me a text", which would be the way people talk.

    Doug






    whad up foo' yo' her me fo' sho'. [V]


    Astonishing !!

    Doug
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    quote:Originally posted by Dakota308
    quote:Originally posted by PBJloaf
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    "Text" is not a verb. There is no past tense.

    Possibly, you could use a phrase like: "She sent me a text", which would be the way people talk.

    Doug






    whad up foo' yo' her me fo' sho'. [V]


    Astonishing !!

    Doug


    even more astonishing is that Doug Wilson's post got edited for using the term "white people"...now its just "people"

    I didn't know Obama was a Mod at GB[:(!]
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  • bamafan
    The wife called for me to come to the bathroom. She pointed to the pregnancy test on the side of the bathtub.
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  • moose56
    ...certified mail, two-months beofre his birth.

    Moose
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