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Dolly Parton

awinds
msn states that Dolly has postponed her upcoming tour
due to a "back problem".
Could it be that her "front problems" (2) have
contributed to her back problem??[8D][:D]
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  • awinds
    There have been reports recently of Dolly Parton buying up controlling interest in several southern supermarket chains, such as Big Fair, Piggly Wiggly and Harris Teeters. The reports claim that she plans to combine them all into one huge chain. She plans to call it........
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    [:)]Here it comes...
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    [8D]Wait for it......
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    [:D]Big Wiggly Teeters!!!!![:p]


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  • daveald
    I remember seeing her on a talk show must be 15 yrs ago and she was saying then that she had trouble walking because of there size.
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  • mateomasfeo
    I've been having trouble walking because of Dolly's breasts my own self.
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  • fishkiller41
    She's down-sized then a few times, over the years. Mostly because the original ones were SILLY-CONE!![:0][B)]. She had DD's as a teen-ager, and just kept building on'em. Prob. have more scars than the California landscape!! I'D STILL HIT IT!! [:D][8D][:D] I'd be "DOLLIES_WOOD" in a NY.SECOND!!
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  • oldemagics
    thought i saw Dolly in a croud once...
    but it turned out to be two bald guys standing together[V]
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  • River Rat
    The article on Fox News said the back problems were absolutely due to the cut of her jib. My words, not theirs.
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  • merlinn
    Her back problems stem from her inability to walk straight. Her feet are very small and won't allow her to walk without wobbling. They say her feet are small 'cuz nothing grows well in the shade!!!!!!!
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  • Mk 19
    Here is the story:
    http://music.aol.com/news/story/_a/parton-postpones-tour-blames-breasts/20080211151809990001
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  • bayl778
    Looks a lot like a blonde Elvira, just does'nt dress a nice.
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  • searcher5
    Dolly once described herself as "a gal from the mountains of
    Tennessee, who brought 'em with her."

    My wife is reading a book about her. Seems to be funny as hell.
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