My Platform for President in 2012
1. The Government will give all law abiding citizens a select fire weapon.
2. All gun laws will be repealed. Only felons and illegal immigrants will not be able to purchase or possess firearms.
3. All current politicians better hide. Anyone who did wrong in the past will be convicted and tried by a jury of their peers and then replaced.
4. No more free money. Unless you are totally disabled and cannot work by golly the money will stop in 12 months or those will outstanding claims can guard the borders with their free firearm.
5. Students who perform at a high level will be given free money to go to college. So students if you don't understand what is going on find a teacher who can understand you. If not report your Teacher to the appropriate authorities.. they don't know what they are doing and will be replaced.
6. Drilling starts in Alaska immediately for oil. Screw the wildlife and PETA.
7. Any Politician taking money from lobbyists will be shot.
8. Anyone using or selling illegal drugs will be evicted from the U.S.A.
9. Any islamic lookalikes can go back where they came from.
10. Flat tax for everyone regardless of income. No more capital gains tax..
11. Anyone outbidding me on GB will face serious charges..[:o)]
2. All gun laws will be repealed. Only felons and illegal immigrants will not be able to purchase or possess firearms.
3. All current politicians better hide. Anyone who did wrong in the past will be convicted and tried by a jury of their peers and then replaced.
4. No more free money. Unless you are totally disabled and cannot work by golly the money will stop in 12 months or those will outstanding claims can guard the borders with their free firearm.
5. Students who perform at a high level will be given free money to go to college. So students if you don't understand what is going on find a teacher who can understand you. If not report your Teacher to the appropriate authorities.. they don't know what they are doing and will be replaced.
6. Drilling starts in Alaska immediately for oil. Screw the wildlife and PETA.
7. Any Politician taking money from lobbyists will be shot.
8. Anyone using or selling illegal drugs will be evicted from the U.S.A.
9. Any islamic lookalikes can go back where they came from.
10. Flat tax for everyone regardless of income. No more capital gains tax..
11. Anyone outbidding me on GB will face serious charges..[:o)]
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Do away with the income tax.. Double the state tax. 1/2 for the state and 1/2 for the goverment. everybody will then pay tax with out exception. The american dollar is spent 5 times in a week so the state will receive about the same income plus the intrest from holding the fed. tax every quarter. The goverment will receive 5 times what it did befor plus 3 trillion dollars it cost to run the IRS. that we do not need now. 0 -
Now wake up!! It was all a just beautiful dream. [;)] 0 -
Why wait until 2012? 0 -
I have issues with #11!
Also, #3. Will I be convicted....then tried?
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Limbaugh said this week that he'd "almost" rather see the Democrats win this election over the Republican moderate frontrunners we have.
Which he believes (or hopes) would lead to a rebirth of true conservatism in America for the 2012 election.[:I]0 -
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Are fugitives from justice ok, then?
I always laugh when I read that question on the paperwork for a handgun.0 -
Pretty good line-up. May I suggest..?
quote:1. The Government will give all law abiding citizens a select fire weapon.I don't believe that the fedgov necessarily ought to 'give' away my money.(weapons) There perhaps ought to be some service involved first...and a fee for those that don't serve. NO MORE DESTRUCTION OF WEAPONS AND AMMO by the gov.
quote:2. All gun laws will be repealed. Only felons and illegal immigrants will not be able to purchase or possess firearms.
Feons become Citizens upon release from prison..so as President, INSIST upon proper sentences for criminals..execution for vicious animals...and restoring people to tax-paying citizens.
3. All current politicians better hide. Anyone who did wrong in the past will be convicted and tried by a jury of their peers and then replaced.
4. No more free money. Unless you are totally disabled and cannot work by golly the money will stop in 12 months or those will outstanding claims can guard the borders with their free firearm.
5. Students who perform at a high level will be given free money to go to college. So students if you don't understand what is going on find a teacher who can understand you. If not report your Teacher to the appropriate authorities.. they don't know what they are doing and will be replaced.
quote:6. Drilling starts in Alaska immediately for oil. Screw the wildlife and PETA.Using foreign oil isn't ALL bad..while we keep OURS in reserve....
quote:7. Any Politician taking money from lobbyists will be shot. TWICE.
quote:8. Anyone using or selling illegal drugs will be evicted from the U.S.A. Free country...I don't know about this. Not the governments job to be a nanny. Just come down like a ton of BRICKS on those bothering other people when tweakers are drugged out...0 -
quote:Originally posted by select-fire
1. The Government will give all law abiding citizens a select fire weapon.
2. All gun laws will be repealed. Only felons and illegal immigrants will not be able to purchase or possess firearms.
3. All current politicians better hide. Anyone who did wrong in the past will be convicted and tried by a jury of their peers and then replaced.
4. No more free money. Unless you are totally disabled and cannot work by golly the money will stop in 12 months or those will outstanding claims can guard the borders with their free firearm.
5. Students who perform at a high level will be given free money to go to college. So students if you don't understand what is going on find a teacher who can understand you. If not report your Teacher to the appropriate authorities.. they don't know what they are doing and will be replaced.
6. Drilling starts in Alaska immediately for oil. Screw the wildlife and PETA.
7. Any Politician taking money from lobbyists will be shot.
8. Anyone using or selling illegal drugs will be evicted from the U.S.A.
9. Any islamic lookalikes can go back where they came from.
10. Flat tax for everyone regardless of income. No more capital gains tax..
11. Anyone outbidding me on GB will face serious charges..[:o)]
With the exception of #11-
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Did I mention the hog roast on the White House backyard. Followed by a skeet shoot. Beer served afterwards..[:0] Oh.. there will be NO WH servants cooking all those fancy meals either. The servants will be busy picking up empty shell casings and reloading them.[:0] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by select-fire
Did I mention the hog roast on the White House backyard. Followed by a skeet shoot. Beer served afterwards..[:0] Oh.. there will be NO WH servants cooking all those fancy meals either. The servants will be busy picking up empty shell casings and reloading them.[:0]
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