Ole' Boudreaux.....
Boudreaux, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana,
was an older, single gentleman, who was born and raised a Baptist,
living
in South Louisiana . Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his
outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Boudreaux's
neighbors
were Catholic... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating
meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks
was
causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally
talked
to their priest. The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that
Boudreaux convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study,
Boudreaux attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over
him, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now
you
are Catholic." Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until
Friday
night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the
neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and,
as
he rushed into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to
scold
him, he stopped in amazement and watched. There stood Boudreaux,
clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the
grilling meat, and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a
deer, but now you a catfish."
was an older, single gentleman, who was born and raised a Baptist,
living
in South Louisiana . Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his
outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Boudreaux's
neighbors
were Catholic... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating
meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks
was
causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally
talked
to their priest. The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that
Boudreaux convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study,
Boudreaux attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over
him, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now
you
are Catholic." Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until
Friday
night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the
neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and,
as
he rushed into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to
scold
him, he stopped in amazement and watched. There stood Boudreaux,
clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the
grilling meat, and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a
deer, but now you a catfish."
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it's ironic it is just that simple 0 -
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One of the local television stations in South Louisiana actually aired an interview with a black woman from New Orleans . The interviewer was a woman from a Boston affiliate. She asked the black woman how such total and complete devastation of the churches in the area had affected their lives.
Without hesitation, the woman replied,' I don't know about all those other people, but we haven't gone to Churches in years. We gits our chicken from Popeye's'.
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zebra...that was funnier than the damn joke!! [:D][:D][:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zebra
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One of the local television stations in South Louisiana actually aired an interview with a black woman from New Orleans . The interviewer was a woman from a Boston affiliate. She asked the black woman how such total and complete devastation of the churches in the area had affected their lives.
Without hesitation, the woman replied,' I don't know about all those other people, but we haven't gone to Churches in years. We gits our chicken from Popeye's'.
The look on the interviewer's face was priceless
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