You know you are Al Qaeda if..........C&P
You know you are Al Qaeda if..........
Subject: top-10 Al Qaeda
10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer and naked women
9. You own a $300 AK-47 and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
8. You have more wives than teeth.
7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can not think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition around your belly
4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?"
3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
2. You have uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
And the number 1 sign you might be a member of al Qaeda!
1. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean
Subject: top-10 Al Qaeda
10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer and naked women
9. You own a $300 AK-47 and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
8. You have more wives than teeth.
7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can not think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition around your belly
4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?"
3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
2. You have uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
And the number 1 sign you might be a member of al Qaeda!
1. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean
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#11 your camel looks & smells better than your wives & can go uncovered in public 0 -
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