Ten Signs You Had Too Much Fun Last Night...
Ten Signs You Had Too Much Fun Last Night...
1. You'd rather have a pencil driven through your retina than be exposed to sunlight.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still.
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You're convinced that the chirping birds are Satan's pets.
5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replaced the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8. All day long your motto is, "Never again."
9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
1. You'd rather have a pencil driven through your retina than be exposed to sunlight.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still.
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You're convinced that the chirping birds are Satan's pets.
5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replaced the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8. All day long your motto is, "Never again."
9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
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I have experienced about half of them, I don't recall any of them being "fun"[:o)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by tazzer
Ten Signs You Had Too Much Fun Last Night...
1. You'd rather have a pencil driven through your retina than be exposed to sunlight. Never been there.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still. Been there.
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint. Been there.
4. You're convinced that the chirping birds are Satan's pets. Never been there.
5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet. Been there.
6. You replaced the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position. Been there.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!" Ooooooooh yes.
8. All day long your motto is, "Never again." Yep.
9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed. Naw, bend the cans into a bike yourself.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!" I never go near people when I'm that hungover.0 -
Been there, don't do it anymore.
Thanks for the reminder.
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Being gripped by terror every time you think of looking in your wallet. 0 -
Modified #10. When someone tells you to have a good morning, you shout back, "Don't tell me what to do!" 0 -
My idea of fun shure has changed. 0 -
I always throw my underwear against the wall. If it sticks, I know I had a good time. 0
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