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Gregor62
Dancing? The wife wants to sign us up for lessons! Crap! I need a good excuse to get out of this. Just not my bag!
All because of a stupid TV show.........[V][V][V]
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  • kristov
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    That is possibly the lowest, most patronizing thing I have yet to have read on this forum.


    Really? She's still out buffing and polishing because dinner is not until 6:30 PST.
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  • Queen of Swords
    You must be a god....
    Good for for you.....
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  • kristov
    Now you know I was only kidding around...There is no way in hell I'd trust my wife to wax my car, she'd screw up the finish for sure!

    I get into trouble every time I do this but I'll do it anyway: I have read over the years on Gun Broker about how Gays are sick degenerates who should be excluded from society, Muslims should be rounded up, tortured and then executed (in that exact order), People with AIDS are being punished by God and deserve their fate, Mexican illegal aliens should be placed in shooting rooms for target practice, women who have had abortions are doomed to an eternity in hell, and a whole host of other crap like that and I'm in trouble for even suggesting that I made my wife wax my Mercedes! Come on now, tell me once again that this is all in my imagination!
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  • Queen of Swords
    No, it is not in your imagination. You ideated it.
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  • Blade Slinger
    Now you have back pain[}:)]



    quote:Originally posted by stubnoid
    quote:Originally posted by SLING BLADE
    Twist your ankle the night before the gig, then let the pool boy take the wife dancing and chase the maid around when their gone[:0]


    Nothing wrong with having a plan.[}:)]
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  • Blade Slinger
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  • chollagardens
    I forget what religion forbids dancing. Thats one way. Another way is to only buy short term lessons. Men die off faster than women so there are less of us. Many men don't like to dance and so the ratio of male dance partners to women is heavy on females light on males. When you get a lot of attention from the ladies then your wife may decide she dosn't care for dancing any more.
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  • allen griggs
    Well, do-ya do-ya do-ya do-ya
    Wanna dance
    Do-ya do-ya do-ya do-ya
    Wanna dance
    Do-ya do-ya do-ya do-ya
    Wanna dan-ance






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