Pearly Gates (joke)
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
\"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?\" asked St. Peter.
\"Well, I can think of one thing\", the man offered. \"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in S. Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn\'t listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tatooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, \"Now, back off or I\'ll kick the bababooey out of all of you !!\"
St. Peter was impressed, \"When did this happen?\"
\"Just a couple minutes ago.\"
\"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?\" asked St. Peter.
\"Well, I can think of one thing\", the man offered. \"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in S. Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn\'t listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tatooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, \"Now, back off or I\'ll kick the bababooey out of all of you !!\"
St. Peter was impressed, \"When did this happen?\"
\"Just a couple minutes ago.\"
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That's funny.
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