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  • cce1302
    reply and tell her to use some of that cash to get a word processor that has spell check.
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  • dbain99
    Congratulations
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  • zipperzap
    quote:cce1302:

    reply and tell her to use some of that cash to get a word processor that has spell check.

    Perfeck!
    [:D]
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Happy for you.
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  • Colonel Plink
    But wait...

    Here's my reply...

    Dear Aisha,
    Thanks, but I've got too much money already. I have so damn much money just that even if you gave me half, I still wouldn't be interested. I mean I'm rich. Filty Rich. Filthy, Stinking Rich. So much that even here in the United States, people point at me and say, "That man just has too much money". I don't agree with them, but that's what they say...
    Let me give you an example...
    Last week, for my birthday, my wife flew in twenty Ivory Coast Prostitutes for me and my friends to enjoy...you probably know some of them... Well, we were so dang happy with their services that I decided to keep them and give them to my son for his birthday. Then I bought them all new houses and cars.
    I'm so rich that when one of my dozen or so new Lexus Automobiles runs out of gas, I just leave it where it stalls and let the car theives have it.
    I have a staff of eleven people just to scout locations for me to take my afternoon nap.
    There isn't any way I, or even my grandchildren will be able to spend all of the money I have hidden in my sock drawer.
    I use Euros for toilet paper.
    So you see, even if I felt like helping you, it simply wouldn't be worth my time to do so.
    But, hey.
    Thanks for thinking of me.
    -Plink.
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  • CS8161
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • COLT
    [:D]...I got the same one this morning, deleted it before I read it though. One can tell by her grasp and use of the english langauge this story, must be true.

    ...I wonder if all types of forums are targeted, or is it that they think all gun-nuts are ignorant and guliable?...Plink you got her em I can get from ya?...[;)]

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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by COLT
    [:D]...I got the same one this morning, deleted it before I read it though. One can tell by her grasp and use of the english langauge this story, must be true.

    ...I wonder if all types of forums are targeted, or is it that they think all gun-nuts are ignorant and guliable?...Plink you got her em I can get from ya?...[;)]


    Sorry. This is one I just didn't add to my address book, for some reson.

    But be patient, I'm sure you'll receive your own.

    Or, better yet, if I get a reply, I'll write the addy down for ya.

    But I'm not very confident I'll get a reply.
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  • mond
    [:D][:D]
    i get thet much mail from him, he's a bud !!
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  • CHGOTHNDER
    DAMN , she messaged me too.
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by CHGOTHNDER
    DAMN , she messaged me too.


    That faithless TRAMP!

    I'm hurt.
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  • JustC
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by CHGOTHNDER
    DAMN , she messaged me too.


    That faithless TRAMP!

    I'm hurt.


    Me Three,..just this morning
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by JustC
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by CHGOTHNDER
    DAMN , she messaged me too.


    That faithless TRAMP!

    I'm hurt.


    Me Three,..just this morning


    Dear GOD is there no END to that woman's appetites!?

    She reminds me of my ex.
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  • Colt Super
    Also this AM.

    And I thought we had something special.

    Doug
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  • pickenup
    So that is what "that" email that I deleted said.

    Signed up 1-29-08.......0 posts = delete.
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