Southern Joke.....................
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the
Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and
said, 'Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father.'
He replied, 'Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to
jump.'
She said, 'Well, think of your wife and children.'
He replied, 'I'm not married and I don't have any
kids.'
She said, 'Well, think of Robert E. Lee.'
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead
and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.'
Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and
said, 'Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father.'
He replied, 'Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to
jump.'
She said, 'Well, think of your wife and children.'
He replied, 'I'm not married and I don't have any
kids.'
She said, 'Well, think of Robert E. Lee.'
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead
and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.'
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This is one busy old lady. A couple of days ago she was from Texas, and the jumper did not know about the Alamo. Probably just goes from state to state looking for dumb ass yanks.[:D] 0 -
good one lol 0 -
As related, her statement is redundant.
Down here when a woman responds with, "Well bless your heart", it's code for "You dumbass!".0
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