Republican Loggers
Republican Loggers
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the Rugged Mountains of Northern
New Hampshire for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the
Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat, and a
'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing
around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 8-foot black bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Colebrook Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's head. The other two reached up and
pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using clubs,
the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their
truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give you my
blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a bitter hatred
between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen
with my own eyes that this is not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven and has
access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know
poop about Grizzly bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need
to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the Rugged Mountains of Northern
New Hampshire for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the
Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat, and a
'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing
around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 8-foot black bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Colebrook Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's head. The other two reached up and
pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using clubs,
the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their
truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give you my
blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a bitter hatred
between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen
with my own eyes that this is not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven and has
access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know
poop about Grizzly bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need
to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?
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Dumb bunch of loggers if they are going to hunt for griz in NH. Dumb, too, if they are going to spend all that money transporting bait halfway across the country. Really, really dumb if they don't recognize the Pope. 0 -
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