for you golfers expecting kids..
An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital,
but didn't quite make it. She gave birth to her baby on
the hospital lawn.
Later, the father received a bill, listing
"Delivery Room Fee: $500."
He wrote the hospital and reminded them the baby was
born on the front lawn.
A week passed, and a corrected bill arrived:
"Greens Fee: $200."[:0][8D]
but didn't quite make it. She gave birth to her baby on
the hospital lawn.
Later, the father received a bill, listing
"Delivery Room Fee: $500."
He wrote the hospital and reminded them the baby was
born on the front lawn.
A week passed, and a corrected bill arrived:
"Greens Fee: $200."[:0][8D]
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[:D][:D][:D] i bet it would happen too! [V][8D] 0 -
i was born in an ambulance and "they" tried to charge mom and dad for the delivery. dad won that battle especially since im a twin 0 -
[8D][:D][:)]....Passed that on to a bunch of my golfing buddies 0
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