ACTS 2:38
An elderly woman had just returned home from an evening church service when she realized there was an intruder in her home. Seeing that he was in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, the lady yelled "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
Hearing her, the burglar stopped dead in his tracks and stood motionless. The woman calmly called the police and explained what was going on.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a Bible verse at you."
"Bible verse?" said the burglar, "She said she had an ax and two .38's!"
Hearing her, the burglar stopped dead in his tracks and stood motionless. The woman calmly called the police and explained what was going on.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a Bible verse at you."
"Bible verse?" said the burglar, "She said she had an ax and two .38's!"
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An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.) > > > > The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"
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An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services, when she was startled by an intruder.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled:
"Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so
that your sins may be forgiven.
The burglar stopped in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: "Why did
you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "I thought she said she had an Ax and Two 38s!"
Knowing scripture can save your life - in more ways than one...Bull0 -
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of
church services , when she was startled by an intruder.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled:
'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins
may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly
called the police and explained what she had done.
Got this in a email and religous or not it's funny.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked
the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell
a scripture to you.'
'Scripture?' replied the burglar.. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'0 -
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