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Political Science Dissertation

kimi
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the
mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state
of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they
are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our
country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it
has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
court house is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers,
judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
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Comments

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  • mcaso
    Why are you making sense[:D]
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  • kimi
    I guess it's because I decided to stop using all of those fifty cent words. [;)]
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  • Alpine
    Now come on, you just have to stop making sense.

    It just upsets the whole equilibrium thing.
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  • kimi
    quote:Originally posted by Alpine
    Now come on, you just have to stop making sense.

    It just upsets the whole equilibrium thing.


    I know what you mean, it irritates the communists to no end. [:p]
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