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After 42 years my wife said I could have a 19

TooBig
After being married for 42 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "honey, 42 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv,but I got to sleep every night with a hot 19-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but I'm sleeping with a 61-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 19-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white tv.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
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  • 375H&H
    Now that theres just plain funny [:D][:D][:D]
    Very true [B)] But funny
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  • zipperzap
    You're only 42?

    You're not old enough to be having a mid-life crisis.

    I'm 62 ... and I'm feeing my first one coming on!
    [:D]
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  • cce1302
    quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
    You're only 42?

    You're not old enough to be having a mid-life crisis.

    I'm 62 ... and I'm feeing my first one coming on!
    [:D]


    Is that new math? I think he's been married for 42 yrs and his wife is 61. That would put him pretty close to 62 as well I'd guess.
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  • brier-49
    People in CA count funny,look at all the "stars" being 60 and trying to look 20. Birthdays go backwards after 30.
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  • 320090T
    Mid life chrisis???? Heck, I didn't have time to have a mid-life chrisis!
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  • Queen of Swords
    quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
    You're only 42?

    You're not old enough to be having a mid-life crisis.

    I'm 62 ... and I'm feeing my first one coming on!
    [:D]





    Sez he was married for 42 years, zip....[;)]

    Still funny, one of my favorites...[:D]
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  • gruntled
    Ain't nothing funny about being married that long. After being married for 35 years we will have to get a divorce soon for tax reasons. (The marriage penalty on Social Security benefits when we have to take minimum withdrawals from our IRAs.)I kind of like the thought of living together in sin.
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