The dangers of hunting
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak....
He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged...shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the birdshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive birdshot damage done to your peanis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."
"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your brother a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local symphony and he's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."[:D]
He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged...shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the birdshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive birdshot damage done to your peanis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."
"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your brother a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local symphony and he's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."[:D]
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30 what are you doing over here?
You a bow hunter?[:p]0 -
I use to be a bow hunter, so I still get a thrill out of guys who knock one down with a bow. I rifle hunt now because I just can't sit in a dang hanging tree stand all that long before my arse gives out.[:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 30 Characters
I use to be a bow hunter, so I still get a thrill out of guys who knock one down with a bow. I rifle hunt now because I just can't sit in a dang hanging tree stand all that long before my arse gives out.[:D]
Well get one with a nice 3" seat cushion, or better yet now a days they have em with padded chairs so you can fall asleep.[:0]0
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